most original runner heckle

i was running down this one residential street sometime a couple summers ago and these 3 little kids with a wagon purposly blocked me from continuing down the sidewalk by blocking it with the wagon and their bodies. When I stopped (quite angrily), they insisted that i pull them in their wagon. After I refused and turned around and ran the other way, they yelled something like "we could give u a ride in it too!"

Ok first thing i should say is that it was a very hot day (101) degrees and i had already run 8 miles at quick pace so i was sweating and dead tired.

Well some 17 or 18 looking kid in his truck stopped and said, "You look thirsty" and then threw a large plastic McDonalds cup filled with coke at me.

I wasnt sure if he was trying to help or piss me off, I did enjoy the coke shower though. :)

best one so far...the only one that made me laugh.

AJ wrote:

While running past a psychiatric hospital one of the residents yelled "Hey, you trainig for the Olympics?!?"

His buddy yelled "No, call security, he's gettin' away!"

I almost pissed myself.

Running one evening in Essex England "you got boney legs you litlle shit"

Gym Rat wrote:

brettman10k wrote:

Anyway, a 13 year old girl (age is estimated) said "Nice pecks" to me as I ran by her. My arms are about as wide around as my wrists.

Your pecs, not "pecks," are your chest muscles not your arms. Two corrections for the price of one.

I feel guilty. I feel as though I have ripped off letsrun.com. I cannot possibly accept two corrections in one post.

from reading these posts, i gather black people say the darndest things.

I heard this on here so I don't know if its true but...

Anyway, it happened during a morning run during the summer. A guy was out running without a shirt on and a redneck in a pick-up truck pulled up next to him and leaned out his window to scream "Where's your shirt stickman!!". The kid yelled back "Your wife is still sleeping in it!" . The guy tried to chase and run him down in his truck. He must have had some serious issues with his wife not coming home.

That story sucked... do you think before you post.

letsnotrun wrote:

... do you think before you post.

Same question could be asked of you my friend.

As well as for you, my friend.

I was running down a sidewalk parallel to a busy street in my town and this motorcycle-thing of some sort pulls up beside me with FOUR DUDES on it...one of them goes "Hey, wanna ride?" To which I responded "Um, I don't think there's any room left for me." They just laughed and drove off. Now that's something you don't see every day.

^ wrote:

As well as for you, my friend.

Likewise for you, my friend.

It's true wrote:

A little girl, maybe 12, says ...

Yeah, I get all my best heckles from skinny black 12 year old girls in Brooklyn neighborhoods like East New York or Brownsville or East Flatbush. A couple that stuck with me:

"You so sexy, white man" - couple years ago, running shirtless with about 20 more lbs of fat than today.

"Nice 'buffalo cheeks'" - after I had passed a group of girls wearing my short splits. "Buffalo cheeks"??

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^ wrote:

As well as for you, my friend.

Likewise for you, my friend.

To you also, my friend.

! wrote:

To you also, my friend.

And to you, as well, my friend.

I'm pretty pale to begin with, and this was the first shirtless run of the spring, so I was positively reflective. This dude says, "Your name must be pork." I didn't look over, expecting some gay reference, but he then says to his buddy, "This guy's the other white meat." I laughed out loud and chuckled the whole way home.

I'll have to remember that - the next time I'm heckled I'll shake my fist like a pirte and hopefully I'll get the same response.

Bert Bagshaw wrote:

Did you Escape from Belsen

then one realises that being a US forum not many people will even know where or what Belsen was. :(

1337hax0r wrote:

! wrote:

To you also, my friend.

And to you, as well, my friend.

Likewise, to you as well, my friend.