I prefer the old classic: "f*** you, you piece of shit."
I prefer the old classic: "f*** you, you piece of shit."
I'm trying, but I'm a little tired after f***ing your mother and sister at the same time.
that actaully happened to me yesterday, it was some chickin the back of a car.
i simply replied, thanks, i enoy being healthy you fat f***. her boyfriend that was driving got kinda mad, but he knew better.
fo shizzle
there isn't a fat pick up driving redneck alive who can catch my slow ass after I've unloaded a barrage of abuse about his dear departed momma and how good she was in the sack.
Let it rip people.
If he stops the car and gets out, a bit of tempo should shake him. If he reaches for his gun then you're f***ed.
Just ignore them.
10 minutes to Wapner wrote:
Just ignore them.
From 13 years ago you bring up this thread for your contribution "just ignore"?? Maybe you should have just ignored this old thread and let it die a natural death.
A rock through the windshield.
Remembering the license plate and having your cop friends track down the address and slash some tires.
truth-b-toad wrote:
10 minutes to Wapner wrote:Just ignore them.
From 13 years ago you bring up this thread for your contribution "just ignore"?? Maybe you should have just ignored this old thread and let it die a natural death.
Forrest Gump (the he movie) came out in 1994 (22 years ago).
We are longer in time removed from the start of this particular thread than we were in 2003 from that movie (which was long enough, at the time, for the "run, Forrest, run" taunt to be very unoriginal).
We are also longer removed from 1994 than from many of the principal events of movie itself!
"Sometimes there aren't enough rocks"
If there's a forest nearby, give a thumbs up and dart off into it.
SWB wrote:
Its all-american, its easy to remember & straightforward:
"F**k You"
I am a fan of the classics. Simple stuff like this or:
Go f**k yourself
But I have been known to yell "Your mother hates you".
10 minutes to Wapner wrote:
Just ignore them.
How did you find this 13 year old thread and why did you reply?
Learned to hate that phrase in the 90's.
Now I coach and have a runner named Forrest.
Takes every ounce of self control not to yell it every time she races.
"I GOTTA FIND BUBBAAAAAA"
No need to talk. Exercise your right to carry and don't be afraid to fire off a couple of rounds at anyone with a smart mouth. Shuts em up quick.
RFR wrote:
Learned to hate that phrase in the 90's.
Now I coach and have a runner named Forrest.
Takes every ounce of self control not to yell it every time she races.
Is she named for a KKK leader?
I'd rape them with a steak knife just like my mother used to do to me! That'll teach them both respect and perseverance. Make sure they lick the blade clean, though. One must always clean up after oneself. Maybe the best advice mother ever gave me. Still live by that creed to this day.
Does anyone still get this very often? I think I've heard it only once in the last two years, and as I recall I hadn't shaved in over a week. I think I actually did look a bit Gump-like. Most cat calls these days are just "woo hoo!" or some similar thing. I take it as a compliment and keep running.
I don't hear it much anymore but the last time I did it was a guy standing in front of a bar with a woman. He had a GUT!!!!
I just said- nice gut you fat f@@cking slob.
runn wrote:
I don't hear it much anymore but the last time I did it was a guy standing in front of a bar with a woman. He had a GUT!!!!
I just said- nice gut you fat f@@cking slob.
Was he wearing a jean jacket with a bunch of patches all over it, big huge beard, and sipping a Bud out of the bottle? The woman is a trashy bleach blonde who was hot for maybe 10 seconds, 25 years and 10,000 cigarettes ago. She's wearing way too much eye makeup and has big hoop earrings on. She's going to blow the guy later, but only if he remembered to bring some coke.
That's how I picture it. And then he throws the Bud at you, misses, and shakes his fist in the air as you run into the distance.