3 runners walk into a bar.
They were fleeing Sandmen and searching for Sanctuary.
3 runners walk into a bar.
They were fleeing Sandmen and searching for Sanctuary.
How do you know how a hobbyjogger’s 5K race went?
Don’t worry - he’ll tell you.
How many runners does it take to change a light bulb?
5.
One person to change the bulb and four others to design the T-shirt and finisher medal to commemorate the task.
Three runners walk into a bar and sit down.
A man walks in, pulls out a gun, points it at the ceiling and tells everyone to take off their pants.
Two runners crouch down before sprinting off. One calmly responds to the gunman “save it for the track and relax Phil, the race isn’t for another hour”.
*doesnt start for another hour
Modern Drunkard wrote:
ric flair wooooooo wrote:
so savage
For real. This is the only funny response on this entire thread.
Joke is on you. You don't become the goat by finishing gallons of lager.
somewhere in north oregon, a lone micro brewery has the following drinks for sale:
Rupp Certified: 3.1% light lager
...Umm have you ever heard of Jordan Hasay?: 4.8% Blonde Ale
Mo Betta: 3.9%, English Brown Ale
Sourlinsky: 26.5% Sour
Pat's Silver Ribbon: 10% Porter
Bill's Shower: 5.1% Golden Ale
Centroweizen: 4.8% Hefeweizen
PorterPoint Break-up: 6.5% Robust Porter
Edison wrote:
How many runners does it take to change a light bulb?
5.
One person to change the bulb and four others to design the T-shirt and finisher medal to commemorate the task.
Just one, if he has his selfie stick.
three runners walk into a bar and all leave alone and go home to there mothers basement and create a thread on letsrun bragging about there fantasy of the evening.
Outlaw wrote:
somewhere in north oregon, a lone micro brewery has the following drinks for sale:
Rupp Certified: 3.1% light lager
...Umm have you ever heard of Jordan Hasay?: 4.8% Blonde Ale
Mo Betta: 3.9%, English Brown Ale
Sourlinsky: 26.5% Sour
Pat's Silver Ribbon: 10% Porter
Bill's Shower: 5.1% Golden Ale
Centroweizen: 4.8% Hefeweizen
PorterPoint Break-up: 6.5% Robust Porter
Well done! ?
three runners walked into a bar, one pretty good one had a few beers then left and drove into a rock
Black Caviar wrote:
Q: How do crazy runners go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?
A: A virgin.
Q: How do you know when you've married a running enthusiast?
A: When you have more running clothes than regular clothes in your laundry pile.
Q: Who is the fastest runner of all time?
A: Adam, because he came first in the human race!
Q: If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it?
A: Twenty after one!
Q: What do you get when you run in front of a car?
A: TIRED
Q: What do you call a free treadmill?
A: Outside.
Q: What do you get when you run behind a car?
A: EXHAUSTED
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have a competitive Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the United States
Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: There was a car coming.
Q: Why can't you let a jogger be a potential juror?
A: Because you'll have a runaway jury.
Q. What's the difference between the Arizona Cardinals & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.
Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because its hard to run in squares!
Q: If I cut Usain Bolt what am I?
A: A boltcutter.
Q: How do you know your a dedicated runner?
A: When your treadmill has more miles on it than your car.
Q: Why do runners go jogging early in the morning?
A: They want to finish before their brain figures out what they're doing.
Q: If runners get athlete's foot what do astronauts get?
A: Mistletoe?
Q: Why did the vegetarians stop running cross country?
A: They didn't like meets!
Q: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?
A: He only had two feet!
Q: What is absolute jealousy?
A: The feeling you get when you're driving in your car and pass runners.
Q: Why can't you take a nap during a race?
A: Because if you snooze, you lose!
Q: What's the hardest thing about running cross country?
A: Telling your parents that your gay!
Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
Q: What do you call running while listening to your favorite rapper?
A: A Snoop Jogg.
Q: What does a runner drink when she is in last place?
A: Ketchup.
Q: How did the barber win the foot race?
A: He took a short cut.
Q: Why did the trainer want her client to work out where it was sunny?
A: So she would feel the burn.
Q: What do you call a competitive runner who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: What kind of running shoes are made from banana skins?
A: Slippers.
Q: What do runners do when they forget something?
A: They jog their memory
Q: What do a dentist and a track coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!
i am a blond transgender libflake and think these jokes need to be banned as hate speech.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
very bad joke. are you saying blonds blow granades or what?
why did the blond run backwards, ??? she wanted to gain weight.
that is sick. i'm fat but don't rub it in with your stupit hate speech.
and all us transgender libflakes, it makes no sense to drive cross country and tell your parents you're gay.
why didn't anyone stop him wrote:
three runners walked into a bar, one pretty good one had a few beers then left and drove into a rock
You absolute madman
Dwight’s Stones wrote:
Three runners walk into a bar. The American takes the lead...and let’s check in with Dan O’Brien for an update on the shot put...
Haha. The American takes the lead in a distance race. Good one!
Seb and the 2 Steve's walk into a bar. Seeing the sub15 5K local champ alone in the corner with a Bud or 10, Seb shouts 'Hey Anchorman, we need you to be a dick.'