Best line shouted at your from passing car while on a run

Well, this will give away how old I am:

"Where's the beef?"

Kind of a compliment, really.

We were just out on a Sunday run when we passed by three LARGE women sitting on park bench. As we ran by they started giggling and one of them said.."look at them, they are so skinny and they are still running!" One of the guys in the group took this badly, so he stopped his watched, walked back to the ladies and said.."look at them, they are sooo FAT and they are still sitting!" Their faces just dropped. It was the funniest thing ever.

I got scared when 4 guys on a car yelled at me "nice ass". Good thing I wasn't in wicked Arkansas.

I was running the last couple hundred meters of a 10k, in a small town, when my co-worker drives by in his pickup and yells at the top of his lungs "Hey, Kim (his wife who was sitting next to him) says you have a nice ass. She turned pretty red.

A couple of years ago running through campus on a Friday night, some redneck pickup speeds by and yells, "She wants to f*** you," in reference to one of the women in the truck. Actually that was kind of creepy.

"show us where the axe got ya!"

"show us ya pink bits"

"show us ya growler"

all three comments made by the same local trash three days in a row. I was always tempted to go back and burn their house down. After that i changed course

While I was running a race in Jamaica, people were constantly calling out, "Come on, Whitey! Move your white ass!" I passed under a bridge on which about six Rastafarians were sitting, smoking ganja, and one called out, "Hey, mon! Why don't you come over here and rest a while?" The race wasn't over at that point, but at any other time, sure.

On campus once some guy sprinted to catch up with me and a couple teammates (we were going a little under 6:00 pace so he was having trouble catching us), and offered us a beer. We declined, though one of the guys is still kicking himself for not saying "give me 5 minutes" finishing the run and then downing the beer.

Another someone said "do you eat protein?" But I wasn't actually running was just standing around with my shirt off at a party... Yeah that sounded normal

when we were on a distance run in high school we were waiting for the light to change at the corner, and the left-turn lane turned green. we watched as the first car turned left and there was someone mooning us with their butt hanging halfway out the window.

No I pulled out my mac ten and gatted their asses. You don't f**k with the snoopy d o double gizzle. Bitch.

Show us your tits.

oh wait that is what I yell when I am in the car with a six pack and my bros and see a hottie chick running. I'm a little confused. Is that the question?

After running with the rest of my XC girl's team all summer. We got a number of them but of course i can't remember the best ones right now.

I think we got a "Come to daddy"

More than anything we used to get whistles and honks from guys or hired workers ( this being TX )

We would make a game of seeing how many we would get.

I think our record is like 15

that's nothing. do you live in a country area? we lived in a city, we had one run where there was a honk or a whistle seemingly every five seconds. our record counting was 32.

Getting whistled at by girls is always nice:)

ahh..on the 100 degree day in the afternoon, when a girl at an intersection asked "Doesn't running hurt your, you know...while running? Cuz it's so hot out?" I just laughed, and ran on...wishing I'd have had some kinda perverted come back or pick up line...lol

I've never gotten anything but honks... and dorks screaming or making other animal-like noises. Very annoying...

I was doing an easy run lapping around a park, and an old man I passed said "You're like the minute hand of a clock, and I'm the hour hand".

I thought that was very good.

As a sophomore in high school, there was one guy in the league (he was a senior and headed to run for Bowling Green in the fall) who was the cream of the crop as far as distance runners go. He killed me in cross country, but I was gaining on him in track. Finally, I beat him in a 3200 race. He comes over to me and says, "There's a first and a last time for everything." He was right, I only raced him one more time ever, and he beat me that time.