Burpees - always think belched and then pissed yourself. Maybe on a Saturday night, but never where training's concerned.
Burpees - always think belched and then pissed yourself. Maybe on a Saturday night, but never where training's concerned.
All Cummers wrote:
Women's 800
Thread winner.
wineturtle wrote:
Once upon a time races in meters were run exclusively on the track and races with the kilometer designation were only run on the road, over XC courses or on trails. Runners of my generation routinely spoke of having both 10 KM and 10,000 meter PRs. and everyone clearly understood the different meaning conveyed by the choice of kilometer or meter .
We must be of the same generation.
Stud.
Embarrassing for grown men to refer to other men as a stud.
Hardly any apt term for a skinny runner anyway
When a race commentator says after a heat "qualified for the next round, by right". I can't stand it.. I can't..
Fartlek
You guys are such runners. What type of thread is this? Only runners would complain about this.
Even though he's the dude, I hate Nick Symmonds saying K's. Just go with 1000's.
LACTIC ACID. Proven scientifically incorrect. Just say I was getting tight, or maybe just acid.
Threshold run. Go with tempo.
In and outs. Just say jog the curve, stride the straight.
Striders. Strides.
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Drop the hammer
Taking it to Poundtown/Poundtown Express
“Full of run”
“Full of running”
Fartlek is the worst running word of all. I don't know why it's so annoying. It literally isn't evan English to. I talk English not Finish. It was invented by blood doped Finns. I also hate HIIT, high intensity interval training.
Banana Bread wrote:
Fartlek is the worst running word of all. I don't know why it's so annoying. It literally isn't evan English to. I talk English not Finish. It was invented by blood doped Finns. I also hate HIIT, high intensity interval training.
Where to start?
evan English? Is he Mark English's son, named after his buddy Evan Jager?
English to what?
Finish as in Finish Line?
I'll forgive you the hyphen.
You know what duuuuude, I haven’t even started doing sppedwork yet
Underpronation. It's supination.
Moi! wrote:
Banana Bread wrote:
Fartlek is the worst running word of all. I don't know why it's so annoying. It literally isn't evan English to. I talk English not Finish. It was invented by blood doped Finns. I also hate HIIT, high intensity interval training.
Where to start?
evan English? Is he Mark English's son, named after his buddy Evan Jager?
English to what?
Finish as in Finish Line?
I'll forgive you the hyphen.
Plus it's Swedish.
Swaglord wrote:
Taking it to Poundtown/Poundtown Express
You say these phrases and are talking about running???
I'm a Daniels runner.
I'm a Hansons runner.
Just STFU.
fat but fit.
I'm not sure what I need to be forgiven for hehe. I don't care about Jager or Mark English either. Bekele makes all these names just sounds really boring. I fell asleep when I here threads about them runners. Any way, those are the running terms I hate the most. Also something I really can't stand is (walk on) or (conference), but they relate to here and not real life situations I see face to face. Walk on doesn't sound like it makes sense. I'm sure there is a meaning behind it. I'm talking about people trying to get onto D1 colleges etc. And conference, I think of a business conference. So this sounds really weird in running terms.
Knacker wrote:
Underpronation. It's supination.
No , it's not. Pronation is striking on the outside and rolling in. Supination is striking on the inside and rolling out, which is unbelievably rare. Underpronation is exactly what it says it is. A really small pronating motion.
"Guy"
He's a 14:34 guy.
He's a sub-2:10 guy.
He's a 4:04 guy.
It's like people are trying desperately to sound like they are still in middle school.