college dorm pranks

viren wrote:

luv2run wrote:

Why not just piss under the door late at night? This seems like one of those Rube Goldberg contests: trying to make a simple thing complicated.

well, see, this is the deal. you want to pee in the room. the door is locked. how else would you get pee into the room? case closed.

You piss through the opening between the door and floor dip shit

Case Open wrote:

You piss through the opening between the door and floor dip shit

If you're a real stud you piss through the opening between the top of the door and the jam.

Someone needs to explain how to penny the door better. We used to do it to each other's lockers, but I can't figure out how it works to do it to a door?

I cranked up the way-back machine and came up with these tried-and-true goodies from the '60s.

1) Get some condoms and a towel. Lay the towel in the sink and the condom on the towel. Fill the condom as full as you can (takes a few trials). Now you have a foot-long condom cradled by a towel. Carefully carry it to the victim's door and slowly roll it off the towel next to the door. The slightest touch will break it. Kind of a passive water bomb.

2) Now that Zippo lighters are back in style, get some lighter fluid, spray a stream under the victim's door and light it up (while they're in the room for best effect). Makes lots of flame and soot, but it burns at a very low temperature and won't set the door on fire.

Since I'm old enough to know better, you didn't hear it from me.

Pennies? wrote:

Someone needs to explain how to penny the door better. We used to do it to each other's lockers, but I can't figure out how it works to do it to a door?

Door has to open inward, and it and the frame have to be sturdy.

When the door is closed (and preferably deadbolted) from the inside, like after the person has gone to bed, you and one or 2 big guys lean hard on it, forcing it away from the frame as much as possible, opening a small gap between the door and the frame. Wedge pennies in this gap near the handle, and it will wedge the deadbolt so tight the occupants can't turn the handle to get out. Usually takes a couple of pennies to get a nice tight fit - I recall one guy used a hammer to really wedge them in and I think it took some guys w/ a prybar and a hammer to free the door.

MAYEROFF wrote:

You guys are LAME!!!

Here's what WE did.

(1) Hurled buckets of piss/shit out the window at passers-by.

(2) Made an audio tape of a porno movie, and then waited for prospective students to walk by on a guided tour, and then took the stereo speakers and put the tape on and then put the speakers by the window and cranked it up.

(3) Put large amounts of fried chicken underneath mattresses just as someone was leaving for christmas break or spring break. When they came back, they smell of rotten flesh was pretty nasty.

(4) Same as (3) but with a dead cat.

You're full of shit. I fall down stairs faster than than you ran at Centre College. You're the type of stupid bastard we used to break in on and beat the shit out of as you cowered under your covers yelling for your mother.

My best friend woke up to her roommate and the roommate's boyfriend having loud sex in the top bunk. The next night after the roommate got trashed and after she had passed out my friend and some other girls took every piece of clothing/shoes/underclothes the roommate owned (even got her out of the clothes she was sleeping in) and put them in someone else's room. They left a formal dress, one sneaker, and one high heel in the closet...which she wore to her 10:00am exam the next day.

coed wrote:

My best friend woke up to her roommate and the roommate's boyfriend having loud sex in the top bunk. The next night after the roommate got trashed and after she had passed out my friend and some other girls took every piece of clothing/shoes/underclothes the roommate owned (even got her out of the clothes she was sleeping in) and put them in someone else's room. They left a formal dress, one sneaker, and one high heel in the closet...which she wore to her 10:00am exam the next day.

I better prank would have been to join in the sex. OMG! OMG! I'M SO FUNNY!!!

now that's a prank. nicely done.

This isnt really a prank, but more of a story.

We were on spring break down in florida, went out to the bars, got shitfaced one night, and my buddy ended up going home with this chick. He was so drunk that early in the morning about 8am he pissed the bed. He woke up next to the girl terrified. So to cover it up he put on all of his clothes, ran outside, jumped in the pool, then jumped back into bed soaking wet acting like he was still drunk. The girl was pissed, but not as pissed as she would have been knowing the water was actually piss.

Here's a great prank!!!

Okay, if the kids room is a real mess. Break in there while the kid and his roommate are gone

Go in and clean the entire room, and organize everything, Even do his laundry!

he'll be so pissed when you're done!

THE ULTIMATE PRANK!

When I was in college, we put a half bottle of green food coloring in a guy's green Prell shampoo. He used it and turned into the Green Hornet for a few days.

He was pissed but it was funny. He had to reschedule a final becuase he wouldn't leave the room. the prof came ot the room to validate this excuse but once he saw him he had mercy.

Did something similar to an extremely blonde girl on our team in college. Only it was red food coloring, and she realized it half way through. Only part of her head was colored. Looked funny for a few days.

We also held one girl down and tied her to an ironing board in a hotel. We then put shaving cream all over her, set the whole thing up in the hallway, and left her there for a while. That was fun!

not really a prank wrote:

This isnt really a prank, but more of a story.

We were on spring break down in florida, went out to the bars, got shitfaced one night, and my buddy ended up going home with this chick. He was so drunk that early in the morning about 8am he pissed the bed. He woke up next to the girl terrified. So to cover it up he put on all of his clothes, ran outside, jumped in the pool, then jumped back into bed soaking wet acting like he was still drunk. The girl was pissed, but not as pissed as she would have been knowing the water was actually piss.

A friend of mine was in Mazatlan for Spring Break. He hooked up with a girl at the hotel bar while they waited a few hours for the bus to take them to the airport for the trip home. The girl had just arrived for a week. They were both drunk, and after they screwed, she passed out on her bed. So my buddy pissed on her clothes in her suitcase, drank all the beer in the room, and took the cash from her purse. Then he boarded the bus and flew back home.

easy one: move around all the keys on the key board

put deli meat under there bed

The first is so simple, but so funny. I once super glued my college roommates change to his desk...not great, but super glue should be included in most pranks.

Bunz wrote:

easy one: move around all the keys on the key board

put deli meat under there bed