She flew her Learjet up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun
She's where she should be all the time, and when she's not, she's with some underworld spy
Well I hear she went to Saratoga, and her horse, naturally, won
She always has one on the mirror, and googles herself - she's not shy
I doubt there's anything you could say to Alexi Pappas that would puncture the armor of her narcissism.
Psych 101 wrote:
I doubt there's anything you could say to Alexi Pappas that would puncture the armor of her narcissism.
It's not narcissism if you truly are better than everyone else.
Scientists have announced a new unit to accurately measure narcissism:
The AlexiSelfie per Hour N = AS / H
I have a very simple question to people who seem to suffer from excessive narcissism: Please name three other persons who are smarter and more capable than you, in the field you work in. (In most cases they are utterly unable to answer that question honestly.)
I don't care what you think unless it is about me.
I like to be admired from afar, and then complimented up close.
From where I’m sitting, I AM the centre of the Universe!
Alexi is an amateur painter. One day we were driving past a landscape she had painted from. She was very enthused and wanted to share it with me. As we approached, instead of pointing to the beautiful landscape, she instead pointed across the road and exclaimed, “Just imagine seeing me painting there!â€
Her favorite poster.
She is so clever that sometimes she doesn't understand a single word of what she is saying.
She is the most interesting person in the world.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and Alexi's greatness. And I'm not sure about the former.
All the men at the Olympics flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.
I'm doing pretty good as far as geniuses go ... I'm like a machine. I'm a robot. You cannot offend a robot ... I'm going down as a legend, whether or not you like me or not. I am the new Einstein. I am the new Jesus ... The Bible had 20, 30, 40, 50 characters in it. You don't think that I would be one of the characters of today's modern Bible?
My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.
I'm like a tree. I feed the branches of the people.
'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
Sometimes it’s overwhelming. Why did God give me my awesome talent, my huge brains, my beauty? But I know you’re not supposed to question God.
I Love Myself wrote:
Her passport requires no photograph
When she drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
She once went to the psychic, to warn her
Wonderwoman has pijamas with her logo
The circus ran away to join her
Bear hugs are what she gives bears
She has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
She can kill two stones with one bird
When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, she hears it
She once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket
The dark is afraid of her
Sharks have a week dedicated to her
Her ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons
She once made a weeping willow laugh
She bowls overhand
In museums, she is allowed to touch the art
She talks about the fight club
She once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
A bird in her hand is worth three in the bush
Her lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph
The Holy Grail is looking for her
She once started a fire using only dental floss and water
Bigfoot tries to get pictures of her
She once turned a vampire into a vegetarian
She once won the world series of poker using UNO cards
She never wears a watch because time is always on her side
She has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks
She is the life of parties that she has never attended
Freemasons strive to learn her secret handshake
If she was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume
She is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited
Cars look both ways for her, before driving down a street
This was genius.
LOL Atlanta TC is having an auction to raise some money and 1 of the items up for bid is a shirt singed by the talentless Pappas and with less than an hour to go there are ZERO bids
None
nobody cares about her