I'm serious about this wrote:
I'm so sick and tired of reading about people who call themselves runners off 5 miles/week, smile and wave and jump for joy during races with their headphones jammed in their ears, and look down their nose at me when they talk about how many marathons they've completed. YOU AREN'T A RUNNER, STOP PRETENDING TO BE ONE, STOP GETTING OFFENDED WHEN IT'S THE TRUTH. Let's cut out this politically correct garbage-- handing out participation medals for races and treating your 20 minute milers the same as the college elites. When you run 100 mile weeks, train your ass off all year long, and live and breath running, then I'll consider it--- but only if you can break 7 minutes in the mile, Sir Weekday Warrior. Eat my split shorts.
I ran 14:40 in college. I ran 24:35 xc 5 miles in college. I ran 14:30 in my early 30's. I am now in my late 40's and run 17's. Am I your hobby jogger? When I'm slower and in my 50's and 60's and running in the 20's will I be laughed at and scoffed at by the likes of you?
I just want to be sure. I just want to make sure that I am accepted by YOU. For you are superior to all. You reign. When I see my former college team mates that ran under 14 minutes, should I warn them of you? Should I tell them that now that we are older they should be worried about your wrath?
Or since we ran faster times than you ever did, are we accepted. I just want to be clear so I can step aside when you come by.