On a scale of 1-10, How Important Is it To Wash Your Hands After Goin #2?

Flagpole Willy wrote:

More for you all:

1) Ever pick an toothpick out of the glass at a restaurant? Bad idea. URINE SOAKED.

2) Ever grab a wrapped mint out of a bowl at a restaurant? Bad idea. URINE SOAKED.

3) Ever wash your hand thouroughly in a public restroom and then grab the handle of the door with your bare hand as you head back to the table? Bad idea. URINE SOAKED.

If you're luck it is only URINE SOAKED. More than likely there is some feces in there too.

4) Ever shake the hand of a fat, bald, rambling twit? Bad Idea. SHIT FOR BRAINS.

Hmmm, you might have actually made a good point... If you always keep yourself away from genes then you how will your immune system get stronger?

consider this fw: ever caught a wiff of your own feces? how could that be? well, minuscule airborne particles of your stinkin shit made their way up into your nasal passages. yes! guess what else? undoubtedly you were also inhaling the same said shit particles. wow! why, when you come right down to it, you could truly say that you were eating your own shit! how 'bout that! infact, chances are good that, at some point in your life, you've also eaten my shit! take that you paranoid p.o.s!

sam w wrote:

consider this fw: ever caught a wiff of your own feces? how could that be? well, minuscule airborne particles of your stinkin shit made their way up into your nasal passages. yes! guess what else? undoubtedly you were also inhaling the same said shit particles. wow! why, when you come right down to it, you could truly say that you were eating your own shit! how 'bout that! infact, chances are good that, at some point in your life, you've also eaten my shit! take that you paranoid p.o.s!

too funny.

sam w wrote:

consider this fw: ever caught a wiff of your own feces? how could that be? well, minuscule airborne particles of your stinkin shit made their way up into your nasal passages. yes! guess what else? undoubtedly you were also inhaling the same said shit particles. wow! why, when you come right down to it, you could truly say that you were eating your own shit! how 'bout that! infact, chances are good that, at some point in your life, you've also eaten my shit! take that you paranoid p.o.s!

not written by me.

Flaghole! Ever give the Mrs Flagpole any oral love? Realize how just how close you are to that nasty place where poo comes from? Ever thing that some of those poo germs might make their way down and mix with all that womanly microflora and produce a truly microbial cornucopia???

My gosh people, it's just your own human waste. You wussies just need to thank god there are farmers who actually work with animals that pee and shit. I'm sure those farmers carry around an ample supply of baby wipes in case they get any of the germ-laden animal poo on them.

Can I say it? Ok. PUSSIES.

Flagpole, ever use a public phone? Water fountain? Eaten food at a restaraunt that the cook specially spoozed in just for you? Try opening up that narrow-minded head of yours once in a while.

ben h. wrote:

Flagpole, ever use a public phone? Water fountain?

Yep. URINE SOAKED. I just accept that some things are soaked in urine, hope my body can fight off any infectious stuff in come into contact with, and the go on my merry way. Still, a little Purel in your pocket for use on your hands right before eating in a restaurant isn't a bad idea.

But, trust me, I know that I can't protect myself from everything.

(Just a little note - the URINE SOAKED rant was all for giggles my brother).

is the mrs URINE SOAKED??

oooohh...

That URINE SOAKED rant was for giggles? Darn, I just can never get straight when you're lecturing us, and when you're trying to be funny.

So, help me here, was that:

HA HAHAHAHHAHA!!! funny,

Or ha hahahaaa! funny?

Please advise.

It's a 10 every time/ all the time (unless you're in the woods on a run--then you just gotta wait)

That's why road races suck. Everyone is giving all their racing buds the grimy handshake, cuz there's almost never any place to wash your hands in those porta-johns. f***ing nasty.

Yeah, so eat your own poop and see how that works out for your health.

Bum wrote:

It's your crap, contains your germs. So what if you get your own germs back. Might even help the old immune system. Might even find some corn from last nights meal. I give it a 2.

WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR!!???

Do you?

Welcome to the "dumbest thread titles" contest. While your question might be legit, the title itself is crazy.

Who even asks a question like this? Are you "new" to planet Earth? We all always wash our hands after using the bathroom. We also brush our teeth in the morning and at night. Just be normal and you won't have to "wonder" about stuff like this.

p.s. If you are hiking, running, or camping and can't wash your hands, that is why they invented hand sanitizer as a back-up option.

People believe hand washing protects them, but do they notice how many things they touch that unwashed hands also touched? That's why the automatic toilets and sinks and dryers were invented. And those are far from universal.

Then consider how much water goes everywhere besides down the drain. Whatever water didn't go down the drain is contaminated with someone's filthy, diseased feces!

No matter what you do, if you touch that door handle on the way out, you can be sure someone has contaminated it too. There is NO ESCAPE!!!

4 is if everything is usual, mostly depends on the state of the bathroom and stall. 10 if there's a TP malfunction and a finger goes through or to the side.

Disgusting, why would I lick my fingers? Or even touch anywhere on my face? That's for filthy monkeys. I wash my hands before I eat, that's the only context where I would lick my fingers.

Plus it's really not necessary to touch your dick when taking a piss, unless it's a couple inches or less. I just use the waistband of my underwear to point where I'm peeing, I never have to touch myself.

Might want to ask Typhoid Mary.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Mary Mallon (1869-1938) and the history of typhoid fever

Mary Mallon was born in 1869 in Ireland and emigrated to the US in 1884. She had worked in a variety of domestic positions for wealthy families prior to settling into her career as a cook. As a healthy carrier of Salmonella t...

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