While driving you glance at a digital clock in the car reading 5:50 and you start saying to yourself , that pace is fine, just stay strong...!
While driving you glance at a digital clock in the car reading 5:50 and you start saying to yourself , that pace is fine, just stay strong...!
when you limp to the bathroom in the middle of the night your legs hurt so bad
HelloWorld wrote:
When masturbation becomes a chore.
This is so true.
when you run out of clean shorts and you don't care
You can crap in the woods and get back on the trail semi-wiped in under 2 minutes.
When you do a 60 x 400 workout and piss blood afterwards.
When your girlfriend can feel your heart beat through the mattress while sleeping.
When your collegiate training partner has already won an Olympic gold in the 5K.
penmannew era wrote:
when you limp to the bathroom in the middle of the night your legs hurt so bad
When you wet the bed because your legs hurt to bad or you're too tired to get up.
When your gf dumps you because your intrested in sex once every couple of weeks.
The time you fear the most is stepping into a shower after the run and feeling the results of all your chaffing.
Haha, YO (super cereal) wrote:
you PISS BLOOD!!!!!!!
+1
I totally agree....when your too tired to whack off or be horny. Your training hard and possibly overtraining
I understand heavy training can have a negative effect on sex drive, but making her sleep under the mattress seems a little extreme.
[quote]t94bell wrote:
When your girlfriend can feel your heart beat through the mattress while sleeping.
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when you flare your nostrils and they flare infinitely
When everyone you know thinks you are training too hard.
New shoes every month.
New shoes every month.
...when the one day/week you don't double feels like a glorious "sleep-in" day
When you and a coworker (or classmate) get caught in a sudden rainshower--your coworker scampers to shelter instantly, and you just. can't. start. running. fast...
When you eat a pint of ice cream every day but still have a hard time not losing weight.
When you drink so much water after a run that you can feel your stomach expand.
When you're the fittest person you know but the majority of your day is spent lying on the couch eating junk food.
When on some days you're afraid to jog with your overweight, diabetic uncle because you're afraid he might drop you.
When tripling starts seeming like something remotely resembling a good idea.
When you develop Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
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