Pilleatin wrote:
This more of a crazy thing I saw a runner cause.
Me and my riding group were out for a long ride this morning. There were about 30 of us and you know what we were all talking about. Everyone had an opinion and a nuance they just had to hold court on. We got started about 5 minutes late when the ride leader and a new guy got into it pretty heavy.
So we were about 30 minutes into the ride and everyone was settled into their positions. I can't say the view is very nice, but the weather was amazing and everything was going perfectly. We were making great time.
A little way up the road I could see a lone runner trotting in our direction. He looked harmless enough for a thirty-something skinny runner on an early morning run. So about half our group get past this guy and he sticks his fist in the air and screams "LANCE! LANCE! LANCE!" My first reaction was "F YOU!" but I didn't say anything. I wish everyone kept their heads down.
The new guy who was arguing with the leader earlier slammed on his breaks and caused 10 riders to swerve off the road into a pile. New guy stopped and threw his bike down and started yelling at the runner. New guy tried to run after the runner who was at least a quarter mile away by now. A few of the riders who fell were up by now and going straight for the new guy.
Basically all hell broke loose and we nearly lost the entire group until we decided to just throw the new guy out of the group until he formally apologizes at our monthly meeting in two weeks.
I hope this is a joke. Nice shaved legs, bunch of fvcking nancies.