What is the biggest difference of opinion you have with your significant other?

Concerned Girl wrote:

It's because we don't want the whole bathroom to stink of feces and urine.

Your statement makes no sense.

Concerned Girl wrote:

It's because we don't want the whole bathroom to stink of feces and urine.

MAYBE, just maybe, you would smell feces and urine if you put your noise inside of a freshly-flushed toilette. Otherwise, you might just need a diaper change. Now, if you're saving the environment by letting your yellow mellow, you probably should put the seat down.

Here's my toilet seat rationale: A female sits for both #1 and #2; a male can stand OR sit for #1 and sits for #2. Therefore, the higher percentage of toilet use requires the seat to be down - so put it down after you pee.

Just close the toilet lid after each use, not just the seat. It looks better anyway then an open toilet.

say huh? wrote:

Concerned Girl wrote:

It's because we don't want the whole bathroom to stink of feces and urine.

Your statement makes no sense.

Makes no sense? I suppose I'm thinking of both lid and seat. If that statement doesn't make sense now, then you have obviously never been in a bathroom after someone dropped a nasty deuce.

I do not have a significant other, but I have a complain just the same. Why does a guy ALWAYS demand to be in a labelled relationship? This is where I am always drawing a line and disagreeing. Isn't it possible to just hang out with someone on a somewhat regular basis, enjoy each other's company, be friends, have great sex, and NOT have to call each other boyfriend and girlfriend and keep tabs 24/7? Is that too much to ask?????????? I'm not saying I want to do this with 10 people at once. I don't. But it never fails, after a few weeks the guy is always forcing a label.

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Mrs. M wrote:

Here's my toilet seat rationale: A female sits for both #1 and #2; a male can stand OR sit for #1 and sits for #2. Therefore, the higher percentage of toilet use requires the seat to be down - so put it down after you pee.

A guy has to lift the seat when he wants to pee. One movement. A girl has to drop the seat when she has to pee. One movement. Why does the guy have a responsibility to handle both of these movements?

It's just as hard for him to lift it when he has to pee as for you to drop it when you do. You'll both end up with the same effort to move it for your incompatible needs.

You're missing my whole argument...move on.

SaImon wrote:

A guy has to lift the seat when he wants to pee. One movement. A girl has to drop the seat when she has to pee. One movement. Why does the guy have a responsibility to handle both of these movements?

It's just as hard for him to lift it when he has to pee as for you to drop it when you do. You'll both end up with the same effort to move it for your incompatible needs.

Two reasons that are good enough:

1. The toilet looks awful with the seat up.

2. Mistakenly sitting on an open toilet in the dark in the middle of night is disgusting. Men have poor aim.

Port Authority?

No, put the f***ing seat down!

Cozy home commode

"The toilet looks awful with the seat up."

-Think of it as a big, inviting smile.

"Mistakenly sitting on an open toilet in the dark in the middle of night is disgusting. Men have poor aim."

-Tell your guy to lift the lid before he urinates. Have him tell you to turn on the light before you use the toilet. Not that difficult.

Put the lid and cover down. That is the best I've heard.

Neliah2507 wrote:

I do not have a significant other, but I have a complain just the same. Why does a guy ALWAYS demand to be in a labelled relationship? This is where I am always drawing a line and disagreeing. Isn't it possible to just hang out with someone on a somewhat regular basis, enjoy each other's company, be friends, have great sex, and NOT have to call each other boyfriend and girlfriend and keep tabs 24/7? Is that too much to ask?????????? I'm not saying I want to do this with 10 people at once. I don't. But it never fails, after a few weeks the guy is always forcing a label.

What universe do you live in where all men are like this? You sound like the dream girl for a lot of guys.

Women should just be glad the argument is about whether or not a man puts the seat down after he urinates and not whether or not he even puts it up before urinating.

He can't live without me.

I can't live with him.

Not to hijack the thread or anything, but you do realize Obama's place of birth has no bearing on his status as an American citizen, right? His mother is an American citizen, so that makes him an American citizen regardless of where he was born.

Did anyone on this site pay attention during 8th grade Civics class?

Next time you smugly correct someone you might want to make sure you are correct yourself.

It's not actually sufficient to have one US citizen parent. The actual rule that supposedly applies in this case is Title 8, 1408.4 which talks about one US citizen parent and one non-citizen and has residency requirements prior to the age of 18 and... it's complicated.

Not actually relevant in Obama's case, of course.

Neliah2507 wrote:

I do not have a significant other, but I have a complain just the same. Why does a guy ALWAYS demand to be in a labelled relationship? This is where I am always drawing a line and disagreeing. Isn't it possible to just hang out with someone on a somewhat regular basis, enjoy each other's company, be friends, have great sex, and NOT have to call each other boyfriend and girlfriend and keep tabs 24/7? Is that too much to ask?????????? I'm not saying I want to do this with 10 people at once. I don't. But it never fails, after a few weeks the guy is always forcing a label.

I've led a pretty good life with the one year concept explained in this song. Tell the guy to listen to the song and give an answer. If you are still having fun renew for another year.

If women are permitted to fall into an open toilet and blame it on men, then men should be permitted to pee on the lid of a closed toilet and blame it on women.