What are the names of your runs?

Naming runs is for woodchippers. Go ahead and ask what a woodchipper is. I just run till my feet bleed, and then do strides on stankowski.

M. Pandolfo wrote:

Naming runs is for woodchippers. Go ahead and ask what a woodchipper is. I just run till my feet bleed, and then do strides on stankowski.

What's a woodchipper?

left end pensie

right end pensie

tip to tip

left end llama run

woods loop

2 mile loop

covance and back

mozzis and back

to grandmas house

riley hills

a woodchipper is a person who has a stick so far up their butt they are spewing woodchips out their mouth.

I name my runs based on the amount of action I get from a girl, m favorite is Mobile Handjeezy though...I love me some Mobiles

what about nata special?

And...

-Tail of Monkey

-Campus Loop

-Happy Bus (The girls team's shortened version of Bitches. For some reason the girls don't like shouting out "lets go do Bitches" as much as the guys team.)

I went as number 23 for Halloween this year. Jersey with mud smeared all over my face. Guys loved it, wives thought I was a disgusting pig. Mission accomplished.

Shortest to longest upstream

Fishing Pier

Wheelchair Access

Diagonal Cut

Richey Rock

River Bend Rock

Middle Of the Woods

End Of The Woods

Little Bridge

Cordova Park

Water Pump

Rossmoor Bar

El Manto

Shortest to longest downstream

Estates Drive

Dropdown

Sand Pit

Canal

Watt

10k

Drinking Fountain

9mile mark

Howe

Guy West

Over Guy West

H Street

Fish Hatchery, shortest to longest

Horse Stables

The Pond

Negro Bar (state park, not racist)

Lake Loop

Kings

Shire

Mordor

Skyline

Canyon

Lorian

Rocky

Downtown

The Throne

Reservoir

Trifecta

Roundtop

short sheep

short sheep with extension

12k sheep

super sheep

super nova sheep

double sheep

triple sheep

Sick Road

That is it.

Balls on fence - run out to the fence; whip your balls out; plop them on the fence; turn around and run back.

We usually just abbreviate it B.O.F.

Dog Loop (named for the route I usually run with my dog)

Extended Dog Loop (self-explanatory)

Arby's Run (goes by an Arby's -- duh)

Aladar 6-miler (main turn at a road called Aladar)

Crossroads 8-miler (main turn at Crossroads)

Steeplechase 10-miler (loops through a neighborhood called Steeplechase)

Ptarmigan out & back (goes through a neighborhood called Patrmigan)

I could go on, but that would only confirm my lack of imagination in naming runs. They're basically descriptive.

I'll see if any alumni are lurking ...

- Tiger Loop

- Carol's Woods

- The Dike

- Railroad Tracks

- Walmart Loop

- Airport Loop

- Fort Garland

- Sunday Run

- Cole Park

4 miler

5 miler

6 miler

7 miler

8 miler

10 miler

12 miler

14 miler

15 miler

16 miler

18 miler

20 miler

24 miler

asdfasdfasdfas wrote:

I'll see if any alumni are lurking ...

- Tiger Loop

- Carol's Woods

- The Dike

- Railroad Tracks

- Walmart Loop

- Airport Loop

- Fort Garland

- Sunday Run

- Cole Park

I was thinking the same thing, wondering if any of my old team mates would recognize these two:

Pigland

Devil's Backbone

back in high school we had a run called the Devils A$$hole. it was next to the wrong side of the tracks and down the street from the NAZI CHEMICAL PLANT.

Oregon Road

Oregon Trail

Rainbow

Airline

Cow Loop

Retard

Reverse Retard (it's not just Retard backwards, retarded I know)

Midgetville (it's actually a place for little people, it's kinda weird to run through)

The Ghetto

Bridge

Twin Lakes

Pig Farm

Wolf Rock

Mamakoke

Campus

Three V's

Commie

Beer Cans

Power Lines

Complex

Boba Fett