my question wrote:
Still gay. A regular guy wouldn't even notice what she was wearing... as long as it clearly delineated her breasts (with nipples), posterior, and possibly her mons-veneris.
So what you are saying is that you are color blind? It's not gay to notice what someone is wearing.
He should have been permanently banned for writing this libelous piece in 2005:
How did Jacksonville get the Super Bowl? What, Tuscaloosa was booked?
If going to Jacksonville for a week is the reward New England and Philadelphia get for being the best teams in the NFL this year, Peyton Manning ought to be happy he didn't get there. Imagine how Manning would have felt, having to play all year in Indianapolis, and then landing in Jacksonville? Which gods would he have offended to get that killer quinella?
The NFL must see itself as handing out some sort of charity when it awards the Super Bowl to any place other than New Orleans, Miami and Southern California. Because, believe me, nobody wants the game to be anywhere but there. So when the NFL insists on putting it in outposts like Detroit, Houston or Minneapolis, people ask, "Are you guys nuts?" But when you pick Jacksonville, people are agape and say, "Who in Jacksonville has a photo of Tagliabue with a goat?"
At least these other places are big cities, with some history and a longtime affiliation with the NFL, as opposed to Jacksonville, which has now been in the league for about 15 minutes. Detroit is where American cars are made, and where Motown music originated. Minneapolis-St. Paul is the home of 3M and General Mills. Houston is the home of NASA, and, thanks to Enron, the gold standard in white-collar corporate crime. Jacksonville is what? (I'm just taking a shot here, Tony, a dump? No. Cut that out. It's a 'Ville! The only good 'Ville is a Coupe de Ville.)
Have you ever been to Tampa? It's heaven, if you like Waffle Houses.
Jacksonville makes Tampa look like Paris!
Jacksonville has this one great thing, the TPC course with the island green on No. 17. (Which is actually in Ponte Vedra.) And the rest of it can be described with this phrase, "Welcome to Hooters."
People in Jacksonville will be very upset with this piece. They will say it's a cheap shot by an effete Northerner who didn't want to be the 28th person on his own paper to write about how great and smart and handsome Tom Brady is. (Which is true, but come on, we kid because we love.) They will yell and scream that their city is hardly a backwater -- it's the 14th largest city by population in the country! Yes, and that's because it's the largest city by area by far. It's an octopus. It's 840 square miles! It takes in almost all of northeast Florida. If Jacksonville annexes all of southern Georgia, it could maybe crack the population top 10.
Jacksonville may be in Florida technically. But this isn't South Beach, gang. It isn't the home of Gloria Estefan, Enrique Iglesias and Luther Campbell. Jacksonville is where Pat Boone was born (sometime around the Martin Van Buren presidency), and where the Southern hair band .38 Special got together. Somehow it doesn't sound like hip-hop. It's more like I-Hop.
Brady, table for five. Brady, table for five. Welcome to Applebee's. Eatin' good. In the neighborhood.
Yikes!
That piece is hilarious and why he is awesome. Sorry you live in a shitty city.
Man, we need registered handles on here. It's hard to keep track of all the misogynists.
I love women.
He should be suspended for making fun of Storm's wardrobe, not because it is offensive, but because he dresses so awfully that any attempt to poke fun at the clothing choice of another person is too ironic to bear.
Kornheiser should be suspended for general buttholery
hanna luvs bananas wrote:
Storm has a reputation for being a whore,
I've paid to play before and would certainly tip well if I could have a shot at getting caught in Hannah's Storm!
Now I actually want to see her dressed in a sauage casing!
Does anyone have a list of ESPN's advertisers? I would like to call some of their advertisers and let them know I'll be boycotting their products for a few weeks until Kornheiser makes his return.
My mistake, I wasn't knocking you. Your post I didn't have a problem with. I was replying to haha YO, who is worthless piece of garbage. You on the other hand contribute greatly to this forum and should be very happy with yourself. Good job manontherun
I'd eat the peanuts from her turds and I am absolutely serious when I say this. I'd do a shot of her warm piss and ask her to blow the foam off with a fart beforehand. I'd floss with her tamon string. She's the reason I watch SportsCenter.
Kornheiser's right about Ms. Storm's outfits. They are inappropriate for the reasons he has listed. There's a right way to dress and a wrong way and she's got it wrong...for pretty much anyplace. There's a such thing as elegance which is lacking. Trashy comes to mind. If you want to dress like that then be prepared to accept the negative comments.
Kornheiser and his smug jew jokes , Are not popular in the New Germany.Sieg Heil!