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General Cornwallis' troops defeated at Yorktown due to their use of the Gallowmarching technique.
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General Cornwallis' troops defeated at Yorktown due to their use of the Gallowmarching technique.
You remember that route that Paul Revere rode the other day?
Yeah, what about it?
We should always remember that day, perhaps call it Patriot's Day, and commemorate that ride with some sort of big event.
Like what?
I don't know, somebody will think of something.
"George Washington.......true American or not??"
"One of my slaves beat the 13 Colony 5K record. Should it count since he wasn't born here?"
"I just beat the 13 Colony 5K record. Should it count since I wasn't born here?"
"Who would win in a fight....Redcoat, Minuteman, Iroquois, Spanish Conquistador?"
"Flagpole: What should I do with my Pence so I can retire comfortably at the old age of 35?"
"How long did it take for the Postnuptial cut-off after you got married?"
"BroJos......use spell check please."
General Tegenkamp needs 10,000 troops, it'll never happen
Field Marshall: "I dont give a frogs Fat Ass if part of our course go's thru the red mans region, if they don't like it, just kill the heathens". "Oh and by the way, tell them slave drivers to get those worthless africans to step up the pace, I have to have this course ready by the sabbath".
If you have 12 scholarships can you sign 20 slaves since they count as 3/5 of a person on the census?
And are they considered American?
"Blood in urine after long horseback ride - Is there something wrong with me?"
"NHRR: Spanish Empire's bouillon policy out of whack - Flagpole, should I invest in spices or ivory?"
"How do you get out the door to ambush redcoats and indians in the winter?"
"So cold in Valley Forge my chamberpot froze last night - how cold was it where you are?"
"Fall Militamen Training Weekend 6/22/1776 - two weeks to go!"
"The HOTNESS thread returns: new woodcuts of Susan B. Anthony churning butter, will they ever be as good as that one cut her school days?"
In 1769 these two men squared off in the most glorious competition since the games of Rome. Boxing, Jousting, Horse racing, a foot race which was not to exceed a half days march, followed by an evening of mead chugging . The winner took home a piece of ground west of Chambersburg. Who were they? Who won? What was the final score?
Post-nuptial shutoff
OMG, those are hilarious! Great job everyone, very clever stuff. This thread started pretty lamely yesterday, and I almost didn't return to it. So glad I did.
"Should I reveal that I build an automobile or wait a couple hundred years?"
"Which musket should I use to punish those that don't recognize the greatness of Steve Hoffman?"
"I had a staring contest with a fish. I remain undefeated at everything."
*built.
Our goal is independence from England and we will not stop until we reach our goal!
There is no way a man can run a sub 4 minute mile. It'll never happen.
I wonder what the Africans could do if they focused on running?
We should start a movement to bring back the Olympics.
X-Runner wrote:
Our goal is independence from England and we will not stop until we reach our goal!
There is no way a man can run a sub 4 minute mile. It'll never happen.
I wonder what the Africans could do if they focused on running?
We should start a movement to bring back the Olympics.
Yeah, they haven't held the Olympics in 1800 years. We could hold them in the New World.
Let's design the Olympic symbol.
How about interlocking rings, four rings, one for each continent.
Describe your farming today - part III
British clobber Revolutionaries at Camden. more proof that the French army is the greatest army in the world!
How much will my 10 furlong time increase after my three week voyage back to England?
What do you think "independence" from the King of England will accomplish?
could a horse drawn carriage take off from a treadmill?
Anyone else tired and bored of the round football?
Let's make it oblong and carry it or pass and catch it with our hands to get to the end of the field while the other team tries to pull you to the ground to stop you.
We'll still call it football.
Nostradamus predicts Alan Sebb will one day hold the American Record
NRR: Buying a printing press
Should I bring my pet sparrows over from the old world?