You're pissed off that USATF still hasn't posted results of the club XC nationals hours after the races are over.
You're pissed off that USATF still hasn't posted results of the club XC nationals hours after the races are over.
You are spending a saturday night posting on letsrun
yer all a bunch of wanker loosers...fu*k off....
At the awards ceremony they hand out medals for a 50+ years old division.
when you have more gatorade bottles than your fanny pack will hold.
when you consider a 10 mile run your long run for the week.
When club nationals is a bigger holiday than Christmas.
Your wingman is over 50yrs old.
When your teammates openly talk about their vasectomies at breakfast.
Your races are scheduled in a way that makes the most sense for your own success.
When you see an old rival and the go-to greeting is, "You're still running? Good for you!"
When you wear your team singlet on slow days to show those other hobby joggers that you're not like them.
Your team budget includes beer buying expenses.
Go Bo wrote:
When you wear your team singlet on slow days to show those other hobby joggers that you're not like them.
WOW, nailed it.
Go Bo wrote:
When you wear your team singlet on slow days to show those other hobby joggers that you're not like them.
Will - Is that you?
you go to work, instead of taking a nap, after a Race.
you only joined the club so you can get 20% off your shoes at the club store.
you sit behind the MILF with the spandex and kick to beat her because you think it is impressive
you complain about shorts that have a 4 inch inseam and all running shorts look like Basketball shorts.
when you post race massage is not done by a professional, but by yourself on a foam roller.