You are calling yourself a top rider like Lance? Wow, you are dumber than I thought. You could not even spell trek. I know it is a four letter word, but really. Really? And you are saying that over 112 miles you have averaged 22 miles per hour. You are awesome.
SDman
"You are calling yourself a top rider like Lance? Wow, you are dumber than I thought. You could not even spell trek. I know it is a four letter word, but really. Really? And you are saying that over 112 miles you have averaged 22 miles per hour. You are awesome."
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First of all, I'm a grate speller. If you don't believe me, I finished seventh in my middle school spelling bee, out of more than ONE HUNNDRED KIDS!! And everyone that beat me was older, except for Jenny Merzbacher, because I was born in August, so almost everyone who's the same age as me is older than me. Plus Jenny Merzbacher is like a genius speller or something. She's as good at spelling as the Lance is at bike driving, so it wasn't really fair.
Second of all, why are you bragging so much about your undocumented accomplishments that probably didn't happen anyway? My mom told me that people who brag a lot are just lonely. Are you lonely? You don't see me bragging about how many dudes and chicks on specialized mountain bikes I smoked in our town's seventh annual Bike Ride for Cerebral Palsy Research. I don't need to brag. Why? Because if anyone wants to know how fast I am, all they have to do is look at the name on my bike: "Trek"
Bottom line is, how many times has Trek won the Tour of France? A lot, that's how many.
How many times has specialized won it? Zero. Zilch. The big fat egg.
Case closed. End of discussion. I'm sorry that I'm faster than you, but life isn't always fair, dude.
Stop calling me Dude. Do you think that everyone who writes on this board is a man. I am a female and just use Sdman for the fun of it. I bet you feel like a dumb ass now.
Treks RULE wrote:
SDman
"You are calling yourself a top rider like Lance? Wow, you are dumber than I thought. You could not even spell trek. I know it is a four letter word, but really. Really? And you are saying that over 112 miles you have averaged 22 miles per hour. You are awesome."
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First of all, I'm a grate speller. If you don't believe me, I finished seventh in my middle school spelling bee, out of more than ONE HUNNDRED KIDS!! And everyone that beat me was older, except for Jenny Merzbacher, because I was born in August, so almost everyone who's the same age as me is older than me. Plus Jenny Merzbacher is like a genius speller or something. She's as good at spelling as the Lance is at bike driving, so it wasn't really fair.
Second of all, why are you bragging so much about your undocumented accomplishments that probably didn't happen anyway? My mom told me that people who brag a lot are just lonely. Are you lonely? You don't see me bragging about how many dudes and chicks on specialized mountain bikes I smoked in our town's seventh annual Bike Ride for Cerebral Palsy Research. I don't need to brag. Why? Because if anyone wants to know how fast I am, all they have to do is look at the name on my bike: "Trek"
Bottom line is, how many times has Trek won the Tour of France? A lot, that's how many.
How many times has specialized won it? Zero. Zilch. The big fat egg.
Case closed. End of discussion. I'm sorry that I'm faster than you, but life isn't always fair, dude.
Keep it coming, man. Can't believe people bite on this bait.
"Stop calling me Dude. Do you think that everyone who writes on this board is a man. I am a female and just use Sdman for the fun of it. I bet you feel like a dumb ass now."
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Dude, I had NO IDEA you were a chick. I am way sorry, dude. You're right, I feel like a total dumb ass, now... I'm so apologizing right now.
So, what do you look like? Are you seeing anyone right now?
I'm 5'7", 123 (mostly muscle) pounds. I'm in my late 20's and I'm probably the most important assistant manager at a branch store of an internationally famous fast-food chain. I have a sweet house in an upscale suburb of Cleveland. It's actually my mom's house, but I have a separate entrance, so it's totally private - it doesn't even seem like a basement - it has a kitchenette and everything.
So what's your situation? Are you willing to relocate? I would, but I have perhaps the finest TREK bike mechanic in the Continental U.S.A., and I wouldn't trust my sweet ride with anyone else, plus, I think my mom would miss me.
Please write back.
Treks RULE wrote:
"Stop calling me Dude. Do you think that everyone who writes on this board is a man. I am a female and just use Sdman for the fun of it. I bet you feel like a dumb ass now."
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Dude, I had NO IDEA you were a chick. I am way sorry, dude. You're right, I feel like a total dumb ass, now... I'm so apologizing right now.
So, what do you look like? Are you seeing anyone right now?
I'm 5'7", 123 (mostly muscle) pounds. I'm in my late 20's and I'm probably the most important assistant manager at a branch store of an internationally famous fast-food chain. I have a sweet house in an upscale suburb of Cleveland. It's actually my mom's house, but I have a separate entrance, so it's totally private - it doesn't even seem like a basement - it has a kitchenette and everything.
So what's your situation? Are you willing to relocate? I would, but I have perhaps the finest TREK bike mechanic in the Continental U.S.A., and I wouldn't trust my sweet ride with anyone else, plus, I think my mom would miss me.
Please write back.
Hahaha! Man, this is great!
Treks RULE wrote:
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"All I know that I had a Trek tri-bike and used it for my first three Ironman triathlons. I then switched to the Specialized transistion S-works and not only did I have a faster bike time, my run splits were faster because the bike is so adjustable it fits everyone. I have only done 6 ironman triathlons so I quess I do not know much about biking. By the way, my last Ironman I had a 9 hour 43 minute total time. My bike split was 5 hours and 5 minutes. I quess that is only a 22 mile per hour average. So I quess you know more about biking."
I don't know what my average MPH is when I'm riding, because I stop and walk my bike across the streets, but I have NO DOUBT WHATSOEVER that I ride well in excess of 22MPH on the long stretch of sidewalk between Maple Ave. and Schoolhouse Road, because the crossing guard always yells at me to slow down before I hit another kid.
-And I"m not faster than you just because that stretch is downhill - it's mainly because of the awesome, sweet TREK machine that top riders like the Lance and myself drive.
why the hell would you bike on a sidewalk?
Why are a bunch of runners acting like they know bikes? Not saying i do because I do not ride bikes but Trek rules and SDman are retarded. They are probably the same person who is bored and trying to get some laughs.
Yeah I am an idiot. It is finals week and I am board. I really know that Trek sucks
Is TREKS Rule guy still around? I wonder what he has become now. I thought he was hilarious and thinking he made a name for himself now.
Is he still around wrote:
Is TREKS Rule guy still around? I wonder what he has become now. I thought he was hilarious and thinking he made a name for himself now.
Sitting in his basement drinking Michelob Ultra staring at the yellow polyester on the wall?
2008? !?! wrote:
Is he still around wrote:
Is TREKS Rule guy still around? I wonder what he has become now. I thought he was hilarious and thinking he made a name for himself now.
Sitting in his basement drinking Michelob Ultra staring at the yellow polyester on the wall?
I just thought he was hilarious!
Is Treck Rule guy still here?