SDman
"You are calling yourself a top rider like Lance? Wow, you are dumber than I thought. You could not even spell trek. I know it is a four letter word, but really. Really? And you are saying that over 112 miles you have averaged 22 miles per hour. You are awesome."
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First of all, I'm a grate speller. If you don't believe me, I finished seventh in my middle school spelling bee, out of more than ONE HUNNDRED KIDS!! And everyone that beat me was older, except for Jenny Merzbacher, because I was born in August, so almost everyone who's the same age as me is older than me. Plus Jenny Merzbacher is like a genius speller or something. She's as good at spelling as the Lance is at bike driving, so it wasn't really fair.
Second of all, why are you bragging so much about your undocumented accomplishments that probably didn't happen anyway? My mom told me that people who brag a lot are just lonely. Are you lonely? You don't see me bragging about how many dudes and chicks on specialized mountain bikes I smoked in our town's seventh annual Bike Ride for Cerebral Palsy Research. I don't need to brag. Why? Because if anyone wants to know how fast I am, all they have to do is look at the name on my bike: "Trek"
Bottom line is, how many times has Trek won the Tour of France? A lot, that's how many.
How many times has specialized won it? Zero. Zilch. The big fat egg.
Case closed. End of discussion. I'm sorry that I'm faster than you, but life isn't always fair, dude.