Lisa: Dad! You can't drive, you don't have a license!
Homer: I'm gonna try anyway. (starts car) It works!
Lisa: Dad! You can't drive, you don't have a license!
Homer: I'm gonna try anyway. (starts car) It works!
Homer- "Someone's ears are burning."
Lisa- "Dad, we werent talking about you"
Homer- "No my ears really are burning. I lit a Q-Tip to see inside them."
and...
Marge- "Lisa, that blue crayon could be anywhere"
(Homer crashes through the window)
Homer- "WHO WANTS LOTTERY TICKETS?"
Marge- "Ok, its in his brain"
Curly....straight....curly....straight....curly...straight
Ohhh Florida? But thats America's wang...
BART YOU WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?!?!
Homer: "Look out Utica - Springfield's a city on the grow..."
sung to the tune of goldeneye
"Max power...he's the man, who's name you'd love to toooouch, but you mussssn't touch. his name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it you musn't fear, cause his name can be saiiddd, by ANYONE! "
sorry, that's to the tune of goldfinger, not goldeneye
Otto: Adult?..I've never been called an "Adult" before...I've been charged as one.."
Hahaha! Legend of the dogfaced woman!
Homer's thoughts:
1930s B&W cartoon animals dancing to "Turkey in the Straw."
Advertisement for a product called "Nuts 'n Gum." On the label: Together at Last!
Flanders, broke
Homer laughs
Flanders, closing Leftorium
Homer laughs harder
Tombstone marked "Ned Flanders"
Homer pauses
"Too far."
Homer's brain:
That's it - I'm outta here! (sound of door opening and slamming shut)
AWWW! Newyork is a hell hole, and you know how i feel about hellholes!
...And then the chuds came after me...
You see, white people have names like Lenny, while black people...they have names like Carl! (telling a joke)
"Doh" anyone?
"Egg-head like his bookie book!"
"Ooooo flapjacks!"
three simple words i am gay
Ohhhh, how come those things that happen to dumb people keep happening to me?
Homer: Linguo... dead???
Linguo: Linguo.... IS dead...
Marge: Homer, your boss just called. He said if you don't show up for work today, don't bother coming in tomorrow.
Homer: Woo Hoo! Four-day weekend!
That's Mo, not Homer
sfsadfd wrote:
"Garage", oooh, fancy French word!
Well, what do you call it?
I call it a "carhole".
What's a gym (guime)? oh a gym (guime)