Best slogans / sayings for X-C team t-shirts

"The woods are lovely, dark and deep.

But I have promises to keep,

And miles to go before I sleep,

And miles to go before I sleep"

It may be all shrunk right now, but the more you run the bigger and harder it gets when it matters.

"When we aren't doing SPEED, we're doing LSD(Long Slow Distance)"

These Colors Run ... But They Don't Fade

Martin

Donkey Doo wrote:

Monkey Moo's long lost brother

What's up with you my brother Donkey Doo?

"The toughest competition you face is that little voice in your head that says slow down."

"Satisfaction is the DEATH of Desire"

"Pain is weakness leaving the body."

--Tom Sobal, 3 time World Snowshoe Racing Champion

"I take nothing for granted. I now only have good days or great days."

--Lance Armstrong

My favorite:

"If you think like a Kenyan and train like a Kenyan, you just might run like a guy from Indiana."

--as seen on a poster on the of Bob Kennedy's Running Co. store in Indianapolis

"Our sport is other sports' punishment"

"Burn like Toast"

"XC was invented so that water would taste good"

Whom ever was quoting the Hastings College Mens cross country shirts, they actually say:

"We run because we don't like playing with balls"

I like this one:

?When you are coming over the hill and see the finish line 400m away and there are 2 runners right next to you do you finish first or third??

Army Cross Country: It's not just a sport, it's all damn year.

Anyone remember Sam Bair's Allegheny team with Amos Korir (before he transferred to Nova), Malcom East, Robin Holland etc?...Nike Superman swoosh with Run for Fun in that "Grateful Dead" like script. Running was fun when you were as fast as that crew.

do you find it boring, or are you just not tough enough?

i might be slow

but i am in front of you

I believe this one originated with wrestling, but I've always liked it:

"Pain is only temporary, Pride lasts forever!"

Victory wrote:

Victory

Who's ripping off Joe Tribble?

the best context that i've ever heard the "balls" quote in goes like this: "Other athletes play with their balls, we just use them"

Ulysses S. Grant wrote:

"We do it twice a day, and twice as long."

We do it twice a day, and IT'S twice as long.

would be good too.

we actually got shirts that said "you can't beat our meet"... they were banned from school

"a football player once told me that he wouldn't run unless he had something to chase. that's his girlfriend 100 meters ahead of me."