I'm convinced all these local news "advice" columns (and for that matter, national ones too like Slate) consist of content that is maybe 75% people writing up fictional scenarios and seeing what is the weirdest submission they can get published. Then another 20% of the columns' own writers also doing the same thing to fill space. Then 5% actual real stuff.
The fact that you come to a run board to post this crap tells me 1.- you need therapy, 2.- theres a reason you are on your second marriage 3.- your understanding of normalcy is worrysome, 4.- you are about to be looking for your third husband.
I'm convinced all these local news "advice" columns (and for that matter, national ones too like Slate) consist of content that is maybe 75% people writing up fictional scenarios and seeing what is the weirdest submission they can get published. Then another 20% of the columns' own writers also doing the same thing to fill space. Then 5% actual real stuff.