This rule sucks cuz my ring finger is the longest out of anyone I know, and still had mediocre running ability (barely broke 5 in HS)
Whats worse is I also have naturally super high testosterone levels but all I have to show for it is a skinny 5’10” body.
Where’d all the testosterone go??
My testosterone is 900-1000 and I am 5'11" 155. I also developed prostate cancer in my 40s and heart disease in my 60s. But otherwise I am the same build as high school
Exactly what I’d expect a 2:50 marathon guy to post
I've never even run a marathon. Undoubtedly because these stupid, cursed fingers made me weak. I could only muster a 4:08 mile/14:30 5k. Those are women's times now! Why, God, why?
Oh God! My index and ring fingers are almost exactly the same length! FVCK!!! I'm barely a man! The world has conspired against me! It isn't fair!
I used to have confidence; my running/lifting/penis PRs are all in the 95-99th percentile. But this new information has left me shattered. I may need to resort to cosmetic ring finger-lengthening surgery. I am typing this with ski gloves on to hide my newfound shame.
Exactly what I’d expect a 2:50 marathon guy to post