Did he make you breakfast?
Did he make you breakfast?
I've known Cole Hocker (or Cole "Hocksucker" as we used to call him) since we were elementary kids. He wasn't very nice when he was little. We made skin head jokes behind his back because of his buzzed haircut. He liked to bully little girls on the playgrounds, pushing them on the ground and making jokes about their long hair making them look like "real jezebels". One day, he bullied my friend Marcus' sister. Marcus saw this happening, went up and shoved Cole to the ground. Cole picked himself up, wiped the dirt from his shirt, and then made a beeline to Marcus. He got in Marcus' face and said, "You got a problem?" Marcus said, "Yeah, quit bullying my sister and all these other girls. There is nothing wrong with being a girl and having long hair. It doesn't make any of them jezebels!" "Yeah?" Cole spat back. "Yeah!" Marcus replied. Cole stood there for another brief moment of defiance, and then quickly turned and hurriedly walked away in an apparent huff. I never saw him bully another girl again. He grew out his hair and turned to running soon after that. I don't know if something Marcus said got through to Cole that day or not, but it seemed like he was changed after that confrontation. Nobody had another problem with Cole after that day...well, until a few years later when he knocked up Mrs. Springer, the school's 8th grade health teacher, but that's a story for another time.
Can we please get a Cole Hocker interview on the Letsrun Podcast??
isitbig69 wrote:
Was it big?
I find Cole to be smoking hot
I did my college visits in jan and Feb. Needless to say I didn't apply to any northern schools. As a runner, Nov to March is way better in the south.
Kvothe wrote:
I did my college visits in jan and Feb. Needless to say I didn't apply to any northern schools. As a runner, Nov to March is way better in the south.
...and why post this?
My non runner friend (cyclist) referred to Nuguse and Hocker as the wavy guys... he follows team USA, but that's how he referred to them, using more colorful word
Today I was out for a run and pasted Cole Hocker while he
was standing outside an exotic pet store. I had to slow down to make sure it
was him because what are the chances? It was him. I don’t know what came over
me but I said, “I bet you can’t beat me to that inflatable marsh mellow man.”
He smirked, let his hair down, and blew me a sarcastic kiss. He won without
even moving.