Scene: LetsRun Message board. One thread is occupied by a group of LetsRun Trolls with horned helmets on. Rojo and an anorexic female runner enter.
Rojo: You sit here, dear.
anorexic female runner: All right.
Rojo:(to LetsRun Posters) Morning!
LetsRun Posters: Morning!
Rojo: Well, what've you got?
LetsRun Posters: Well, there's doping and EPO; doping East Africans and EPO; doping and trans; doping EPO and trans; doping EPO East Africans and trans; trans EPO East Africans and trans; trans doping trans trans EPO and trans; trans East Africans trans trans EPO trans Nike and trans;
LetsRun Trolls:(starting to chant) trans trans trans trans...
LetsRun Posters: ...trans trans trans doping and trans; trans trans trans trans trans trans super shoes trans trans trans...
LetsRun Trolls:(singing) trans! Lovely trans! Lovely trans!
LetsRun Posters: ...or hobby jogger running times with a thread about dating and relationships with politics and crossfit discussed with title IX, jamin and Nike project doping on top and trans.
anorexic female runner: Have you got anything without trans?
LetsRun Posters: Well, there's trans doping East Africans and trans, that's not got much trans in it.
anorexic female runner: I don't want ANY trans!
Rojo: Why can't she have doping EPO trans and Nike?
anorexic female runner: THAT'S got trans in it!
Rojo: Hasn't got as much trans in it as trans doping East Africans and trans, has it?
LetsRun Trolls: trans trans trans trans (crescendo through next few lines)
anorexic female runner: Could you do the doping EPO trans and East Africans without the trans then?
LetsRun Posters: Urgghh!
anorexic female runner: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like trans!
LetsRun Trolls: Lovely trans! Wonderful trans!
LetsRun Posters: Shut up!
LetsRun Trolls: Lovely trans! Wonderful trans!
LetsRun Posters: Shut up! (LetsRun Trolls stop) Bloody LetsRun Trolls! You can't have doping EPO trans and East Africans without the trans.
anorexic female runner:(shrieks) I don't like trans!
Rojo: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your trans. I love it. I'm having trans trans trans trans trans trans trans super shoes trans trans trans and trans!
LetsRun Trolls:(singing) trans trans trans trans. Lovely trans! Wonderful trans!
LetsRun Posters: Shut up!! super shoes are off.
Rojo: Well could I have her trans instead of the super shoes then?
LetsRun Posters: You mean trans trans trans trans trans trans... (but it is too late and the LetsRun Trolls drown her words)
LetsRun Trolls:(singing elaborately) trans, trans, trans, trans. Lovely trans! Wonderful traaans! Lovely trans! Wonderful trans. Tra-a-a-a-a-a-a-ans! Tra-a-a-a-a-a-a-ans! Tra-a-a-a-a-a-a-ans! Tra-a-a-a-a-a-a-ans! Lovely trans! (Lovely trans!) Lovely trans! (Lovely trans!) Lovely traaans! trans, trans, trans, traaaaans!