Anyone been to a nude beach?

Average 5,000m time of a letsrun poster: sub 15 min

Average length and girth of a letsrun poster?

WTAF.

Anyway, flaccid outdoor assessments are prone to variability.

Which beaches?

I'm calling BS. On most beaches this would be considered terrible behaviour. As a true niner (show-er) it doesn't even happen to me.

I went to one once a long time ago. It never occurred to me and my friends that the entire place was one big gay cruising complex. More innocent time. Pretty gross. Water felt great though.

Yeah, my long run every Sunday in 2001 took me from Cliff House through Baker Beach across Golden Gate Bridge and into the Marin Headlands. One of the greatest long run routes ever, with a heck of a climb to get up the stairs from Baker Beach. The nudity never bothered me.

Dad's was good enough to bring you into this world.

I wonder whether he regrets it.

Keep your chin up little man.

Nobody has a 9” soft one. That’s the real BS here. And if you think 9” fully lit gets you no attention then you’re nowhere near that size my friend.

I came of age in the 70s. Nude beaches, skinny dipping, and streaking. Everyone was naked the whole decade.

Just relax, no one cares. Eat a kind gummy or hit the spliff. Don't stare. Enjoy a drink, stay in the shade. Don't ruin it by getting drunk.

If you get a flat stretch of damp beach when the tide is out, do some barefoot strides or intervals after morning coffee, you won't be sorry.

All I have to say is be very careful when you crouch down on the rocks looking for hermit crabs

Isn't the point of a nude beach to be an exhibitionist or a voyeur? It's like telling people not to stare at a strip club. If you're a hot girl at a nude beach, you should be expecting a ton of stares from creepy old guys and if that makes you feel uncomfortable then you probably shouldn't be there.

Anyway, I have zero interest in nude beaches or strip clubs. I just think that's a dumb unwritten rule.

For guys in particular, not just your buns lol

Or did you mean, nudist beach?

Yup, I'm more comfortable with someone I know over complete strangers. When you know someone is a nice person, they aren't going to hate on you. I didn't think about her backing out but I suppose that could have been a possibility.

So, more guys go to a nude beach to be seen, than to see. Very interesting. Very revealing... in more ways than one.

Been to beaches that were not specifically designated so, just some people decided to take it all off. All I can say is that nude beaches are better in theory than they are in practice.

Never been to Sauvie's Island west of Portland, but frequent Rooster Rock east of Portland because it's closer to where I live. During the summer months it's a wide range of age groups, families, genders, straight and queer. Everyone has a good time. There are plenty of people still partially closed in the nude area as well.

No way. Are you saying that you walk around a beach with a tumescent member? You probably get arrested, even if it is a nude beach.

I went to a spa in Slovakia whilst travelling with a couple of my mates about 20 years back. Anyway, we went in and it was ordinary but slightly underwhelming, a slide and a couple of pools. But there was a door that for some reason we were all scared to go through. We played a game of spoof on the agreement the loser would go and check it out. I don't know what I was expecting but I remember being absolutely terrified of losing and convinced I was going to lose. In fact my friend lost, went in, and of course it's a nude section. The facilities were vastly superior - many many saunas, steam rooms, plunge pools, etc. My enduring memory is of some nerdy computer programmer type having an earnest conversation with some supermodel fake boobs type as though it was the most natural things in the world (yeah, I know, but I still found it weird). Anyway, I hated it, but if I'd not gone through I'd have left without seeing most of the place.