Geogetown signs italian 1:48 800m runner

I might have been slightly too slow to go there, but I was also too smart to go there. It’s a school for Ivy rejects

Translation: you got rejected from Georgetown and are still bitter years later

USC got a 1:47.6 aussie, and so far they've turned him into a snail.

The 272 slaves who Georgetown sold to save itself from bankruptcy might disagree with you.

Anyone actually smart would not brag about the difference between gtown and ivy. It's great if you win an athletic scholarship and want to specialize in one of the subjects they offer to a good level. Harvard certainly ranks higher. Schools like non-wharton Penn or Brown are really not clear favorites.

even if you don't count Wharton, Penn is superior

He's also saving 300k from an athletic scholarship Penn does not offer.

If he works hard in a good major, his outcome will not suffer.