Movie Lines- What's your favorites?

"That's the trouble with those things, you have to watch them every minute"

"He went out with a bang, not a wimper"

"That's the great thing about the outdoors, it's one big toilet!"

TBC

- I will shove it up your ass and press the trigger until it goes click.

- Nobody f***s with the Jesus.

- Whats this s*** man? flashing a piece on the lane? hey pandejo

- We were going to f*** you in the ass on wednesday but we will f*** you in the ass on saturday instead.

ie anything spoken by Turturro\'s character JESUS in the film Big Lebowski.

In fact that film must have the most quotable characters of any film:

Bunny Lebowski:

- I\'ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

Jeff Lebowski:

- f*** it, lets go bowling

Walter zuubcheck (?)

- Shut up Donnie, your out of your element. shuma shabazz

etc etc etc

Just go and see the film...

Bruce Dickinson wrote:

"I coulda used a little more cowbell."

"You're gonna want that cowbell on the track!"

"I gotta have more cowbell, baby!"

NOT A MOVIE LINE

"who's the dead man that hit me with a salt shaker!"

"that's great! we landed on the moon!"

"I desperately want to make love to a school boy"

"sampsonite! I knew it started with an 's'"

Not A Movie wrote:

Bruce Dickinson wrote:

"I coulda used a little more cowbell."

"You're gonna want that cowbell on the track!"

"I gotta have more cowbell, baby!"

NOT A MOVIE LINE

So f***ing what, "not a movie line, not a movie line, nah nah naaaah". You god damn, worthless little tattle tell. I bet your little sister used to beat your ass and then you would TATTLE on her to Mommy.

How this for your communist, movie line grubbing, pinko ass?

Apocalypse Now (1978)

Kilgore: You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

[walks off unhappily]

I'd like to see Richard Burton or Sir John Gielgud or Sir Laurence Olivier do "Macbeth", memorizing all that dialogue, and have a boner.

Ron Jeremy

From Repo Man:

(off camera) Yeah, you're f***in' A right we ripped your car, a**hole! You want to know who told us where it was? Your God Damned brother.

(off camera) Are you going to tell me where the car is, or do I gotta come to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?

Tense situations, kid. You get into five or six of 'em a day, it don't mean s*** anymore. I mean, I've seen men stabbed, didn't mean s*** to me. I've seen guns, guns too, they don't mean s***. But that's when you gotta watch yourself.

Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too.

All classic. P.S. John Wayne was a f**.

Where'd they teach you to talk like this -- some Panama City

"Sailor want to hump-hump bar"? Or was today getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey. Sell crazy some place else -- we're all stocked up here.

" I'll make it. " Hoosiers

Me love you, long time...

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo

"Debbie Does Dallas"

Debbie: Ohhhh Yeahhhhh!!!!!

from repo man:

Let's do some crimes.

Yeah. Let's go get sushii...and not pay.

from Good Will Hunting

Do you like apples?

Well, I got her number. How do you like 'dem apples?

i love lamp

"Fill your hands you son of a b****!"

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

If I should never find you in this life, let me feel the lack. One glance from your eyes, and my life will be yours.

or

What is this great evil? How did it steal into the world? From what seed, what root did it spring? Who's doing this? Who's killing us? Robbing us of light and life. Mocking us with the sight of what we might have known.

thin red line

I buy the gourmet sh!t

Is there a sign on my front lawn...?

the speech at the end of the boondock saints. can't remember it and i'm too lazy to look it up, but it's f***ing awesome.