so about a year ago, i was with some people for work in Phoenix area. went out to a bar in the same area where the Phx Coyotes play, and we convinced the chicks working at the bar that I was a rapper and actor (to be fair, I have done several parts in films/ TV and one of my work friends is also a screenwriter). They totally bought it--took pictures with us, and all that. The owner of the joint comped our tab and such and it was a fun night. I guess we are pretty good actors!
I used to drink Sparks.
I did a lot of wild stuff while drunk, but my proudest moment was probably the night of graduation.
I had a friend from australia who was studying abroad at my university. The night before us full-time students graduated, he had a train to the airport that left at 4am, so he could catch his flight back to Australia. (He had to be home for work, couldn't stay to watch us graduate.) Naturally, a group of us partied really hard on his last night, drinking heavily, and doing a significant amounts of blow. It finally came time for him to go to the train station, and I walked him down there. We got to the platform, and it was me, him, a foreign girl who was taking the same train to the airport, and her american friend. My friend, and the foreign girl got on the train, and the other girl turns to me and says "Damn, I guess our friends left us, huh?" I responded something like, "yeah, but want to go watch the sunrise and have a few beers?"
It was fairly easy to get up on the roof of my house, so we climbed up there around 4:30am and watched the sunrise. We also boned. I went to bed around 6:30, and my parents came by at 8:00 to have breakfast with my friends and I.. if only they knew what happened the night before. Great way to end my college career.
to be honest i've done some horrible and destructive things when drunk.
the worst thing is i never seem drunk to anyone else, yet even a few drinks affect me severely, real lightweight, just it changes my behaviour a lot. this is why i rarely drink now and i don't go out drinking in the city nearest to me, 10 miles away, because of problems i've had.
i don't want to put them in as a lot of them are illegal and just plain stupid/dangerous.
needless to say i don't drink like that any more, thank god.
It was Bingo night at the community center and somehow I stumbled into it barefoot. I wandered to the front of the room, took the microphone from the caller and said "I wrote this one when my mother was very ill." I proceeded to sing the song 'Good Old King Wenceslas' throw up on my feet, and get charged with public intoxication.
Worst: Woke up in jail. I guess I had passed out on the train, rode it to the final suburban stop, and punched the three cops who tried escorting me off at 3am. Multiple felonies.
Most bizarre: Spent an afternoon freebasing with some random guys underneath the expressway, but I guess that's not getting "drunk".
At our XC formal me and this guy went 11-0 in pong, we decided to stop playing because it was boring and then I danced for a few minutes. I ended up taking my shirt off and losing my tie, my shirt got completely disgusting. Wandered upstairs of the house we were at, telling people I had to piss, and then didn't come out of the bathroom for like 15 minutes so a friend came in and I was just laying in the floor, fully conscious, just not caring. The friend and the girlfriend of one of the captain's took me back to my dorm while I was screaming the whole time and calling the girl hot. My roommate (who had never seen anyone drunk before), the girl, the friend and some teammates throughout the night helped take care of me as I puked franzia (we always drink wine at the XC formal) everywhere and they thought it was blood at one point. Apparently I kept saying "trashcan" when people asked me questions.
When the huge snowstorm hit I had been drinking 151 without realizing it was 151, tried to walk back about a half mile to a friend's apartment and kept falling in the snow. Was carried back by a big dude (awesome guy) and kept offering oral sex since he was so nice for not leaving me. Threw up in their toilet a bunch and kept calling the same girl from the previous hot, and got so beligerremt in demanding that she come upstairs (she lives in the same complex I went back to) that they woke her up really early in the morning and she got there and I didn't say anything to her. Apparently my favorite color is shots. The next morning I did 12 miles on the treadmill still a little drunk.
Got really drunk on cheap vodka and someone dared me to eat a hot sauce packet. I asked if this was habenero because it was too spicy, and they said it was mild. So I ended up downing 20 or,l more number of taco bell hot sauce packets and then ran to the bathroom the next day in the library studying.
Got really drunk on cheap vodka again and had been texting a girl the few days leading up to that night. I went back with her from a party with her friend who was driving and apparently she left to help a friend out. I texted her a paragraph of complete gibberish (I had literally no idea what I sent, it didn't relate to anything we had talked about) at like 2 am and I don't think we've talked since (also wasn't very attractive).
Did many long runs drunk from the previous night and thankfully didn't have to drive to them.
Driving.
No idea why you bumped this thread but I binge read the entire thing. Sometimes I laughed out loud, a lot of it was crap, but mostly just a lot of shameful awful stuff which made me never want to drink again. Alcohol really does have a massive amount of negativity, yet drinking is pretty entrenched in most counties. Does the positive outweigh the negative? I’m not sure it does...
Got drunk and drove 2 1/2 hours to the airport for a flight. Stopped and puked on the side of the road along the way. Got to the airport way too early and was hungover by the time my flight took off. Returned a week later and couldn't remember where I parked at the airport. Walked around the parking garage for 45 minutes before I found a security guard, who drive me around on his golf cart for another 15 minutes before I found my car. Smuggled a half ounce of sticky green on my flight back, too, so I had that on me.
Not smart.
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I had unprotected sex with my stepsister and couldnt finish so i wacked it to a breast shaped light fixture on my ceiling