Speaking of mind viruses, it's time to tally up the results for the How Many Times Can Mr. Adult Post in a Thread in One Day Challenge. From 12:02 pm ET yesterday until now, Mr. Adult has posted in this one thread an incredible 58 times (!!!).
Let's give it up for the champ, folks. Nobody knows how to ruin a thread better than this guy! Sure, we've had some contenders in recent years; Sham, Carmine, dunes runner, and many others. But it's not even a competition at this point. While you're at work, Mr. Adult is on the boards, honing his craft. Want to go out for a run? Spend some time with your family? Better believe Mr. Adult is going to make you pay for your lack of focus. His spare time is infinite. His obsession is all-consuming. He is untethered and his rage knows no bounds. He is the ultimate LRC troll.

