The GMAC is awfully quiet
The GMAC is awfully quiet
It’s because we all did bad
Sprinters and throwers got the weekly awards
Gotta keep the inside voices down for the old people that Del Mango is signing.
Screw track, lets go back in the past and look at how the GMAC did team wise and individually at Regionals.
Is this the least amount of guys we have had being all regional in a while or honestly was this about average for the GMAC?
Number of All Region per year since 2017. Before 2017, the GMAC was barely a conference. This year seems like a pretty normal year for the men:
2025 - 7, 2024 - 4, 2023 - 7, 2022 - 9, 2021 - 5, 2019 - 6, 2018 - 8, 2017 - 5
Boy oh boy, where do I even begin. Colton... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you step back and hit those deadly three-pointers, striking fear into your defenders. Your handles, your vision on the court, and that signature beard. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough start in your career, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great teammate and leader, sometimes I even call you The Beard. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left the 2013 playoffs with a loss and it felt like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you flourish in Houston for the coming years, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to succeed. Then alas, you joined Brooklyn, and I rejoiced. We weren't able to win with Brooklyn. 2020 and 2021 were hard years for us, baby, but in 2022 you made history happen in Philly, silencing the "ball- hog" haters. You adapted to a new role, and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king deliver those incredible performances. Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the MVP, my MVP. I love you, pookie bear, my glorious king, Colton Thress
The question on everyone’s mind: is Nate slater redshirting track because he’s scared of Ross Kuhn, or does he just need an extra year to let his hair grow in?
Rest in peace Zachary Kreft’s GMAC 3000m record. The old man loses it to another old man.
Screw Hayden Schmidt, he just got his but kicked by two of his teammates. That Heil guy running 8:25, not too shabby.
Hayden Schmidt is that you?
Ramon Dope-driguez
Malone is the middle child that no one cares about
Shoutout Findlay, Walsh, and Tiffin for ducking the smoke today in the DMR
Sickness is plaguing the GMAC
New Rankings for the top 10 cutest boys in the GMAC
1. Nate Slayyyyyyy
2. Ross Cougar
3. Hayden Shiiiiiii on me
4. Theo/Spiro pop in meeeee
5. Lukas Kevinmee
6. Louis Girth
7. Xander Hoyyyyy Yahhhh
8. Ramon Rideme
9. Matt Griffindor
10. Caleb Slutan
Slayyerrr? Don’t you mean SlaterBaiter?
Tiffin will gladly take having 2 men in the top 10, but walsh gets 3????
Lowkey we need more Northwood represented, those guys cute af. Also where is Eric Dehmer at??? He's such a genuine guy!
Poopas twins come in a package call it a threesome