Inconsequential Things That Really, Really Piss You Off

People who blow their nose on a little piece of tissue, put said tissue back in their pocket, then pull it back out a short time later to blow again. Disgusting!

Buy some more Kleenex and quit using the same stupid one!!!

spamster wrote:

Ever blow your nose and not have something come out?

No....

spamster wrote:

Ever blow your nose and not have something come out?

If I did, I would not put the paper into my pocket potentially contaminating my tater tots.

Nothing drives me crazier than spitting in public or right on the sidewalk.

spamster wrote:

For the folks who don't have anything come out, why not reuse it.

Because it is poor hygene. If you wipe your a$$ without having taken a dump I hope you are not going to carry the paper around for next time. Are you an 80 year old man with a hankerchief?

spamster wrote:

For the folks who don't have anything come out, why not reuse it.

I don't get it, if nothing needs to come out, why are you blowing your nose?

I hate that so many things on the human body have to be in pairs. Boobs, arms, legs, balls, eyes, kneecaps, hands, ears, and so much more. Why can't we only had one of each?

a. People who use one sponge to "clean" everything. ie: let me wipe off my egg/bacon/hamburger/fried chicken grease junk and then squirt some soap on the same junk-infested sponge, wipe it all around again and call it clean.

b. People who drive with their high-beams on during the day, unknowlingly. Just bright enough for me to notice and get pissed.

c. Co-workers who choose to use disposable cups/utensils/plates in our office, instead of the plethora of regular items that are cleaned daily and reusable.

d. Roommates who lock the front door when multiple people are in the house. We live in a safe area and I don't enjoy finding my keys when I'm carrying things into the house at 6pm.

e. People who feel disrepected or upset when you don't want the food/treat/random offering they're trying to give you. You have no right to any emotion if you are offering someone a cookie and they don't feel like eating it.

f. People making big deals out of viral videos or memes that went big weeks ago.

I hate people who drive below the speed limit, especially in the morning when other people have somewhere to go, like work.

There should be signs posted all over 2-lane highways, "Just because you want to drive well below the speed limit doesn't mean everyone should."

There should also be signs posted a couple hundred yards before every intersection, "USE YOUR F*****G TURN SIGNAL *** HOLE"

Nurses that go out to eat together in groups after their shift wearing their disease-infested scrubs.

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laughingostrich wrote:

Nurses that go out to eat together in groups after their shift wearing their disease-infested scrubs.

Damn , this is good and true ,out .

People that drive slowly in the left lane.

epicurious wrote:

People who drive with their high-beams on during the day, unknowlingly. Just bright enough for me to notice and get pissed.

This one made me laugh because at least once a month I catch myself doing this, turn off the high-beams and mutter "what an a-hole", referring to myself.

Entering work I drive down a 1/4 mile narrow wooded area where highs are needed and I must forget to dim before parking.

intense much wrote:

phantom 2.0, you sound a bit intense. Do you spend too much time in traffic or something? That can put me on edge.

Someday you'll probably have kids, and you'll realize that you cannot leave them in the car. It's illegal, first of all. Second of all, Dad might be at work. Or Dad might have run off with another woman. You never know. Parents cannot always easily find someone to watch their kids. Thus, they bring them to the grocery. Sorry if this offends.

Yes I actually do spend too much time in traffic. The thing is I am completely patient with traffic. The grocery store is what kills me because I feel like I should be able to get in & out quick on the way home after work. But I swear as soon as I pull into the parking lot people do whatever they can to either annoy me or slow my trip down as much as possible.

Similar to the car dealerships, banks operating on the most inconvenient hours. 8-4 is when people have other obligations.

Those Kanteen bottles. Every jackass has one to be healthy or whatever. THE LIP IS EXPOSED AT ALL TIMES.

Seriously. That has to be the most unhygenic water bottle one could develop. People toss them on the ground, expose them to crowds all day, and probably don't wash them super frequently. Who thought that design was reasonable???

1. Driving: people who can't make it across the intersection but pull their cars into the intersection anyways, creating an immediate and unnecessary traffic jam. They should be pulled from their vehicles and beaten.

2. The screaming hyena laugh: a cross between an ambulance siren and a new year's eve horn.

Older people who feel they are entitled to constant respect from someone younger, even if they are a jackass

1. Clean Freaks

2. People that don't yield in parking lots...actually pretty much anything that happens in parking lots annoys me.

3. People that stand outside doors and smoke forcing you to walk through their cloud of smoke to enter or exit the building.

4. People that complain about everything, most all work places have someone like this.