Each day on earth may be my last,
There's danger near and far.
A fall downstairs, a heart attack,
A crash while in a car.
A man in Maine has perished,
Just from an abscessed tooth,
And victims still are shot
By disrespectful youth.
When Abdul makes his dirty bomb
And plants it in a bin,
It detonates but we go on,
"Terror must not win!!"
I could die while cooking,
From supping too much ale.
There's a million ways of rendering me
A corpse both stiff and pale.
But fear doesn't stop us getting by,
Accept we're sometimes ill,
That one day, we will die
This was the case at least until...…..
A stupid man in Wuhan
Bored of his hot fried rat,
Thought, "now's the time to have a treat",
Then tucked into a bat.
So now the world's gone quite insane,
Devoid of sense and reason.
Folk shout, "You keep away from me!"
And shut the football season.
"This virus is a killer"
'Cept not for Charles and Bozza,
It's caused a swelling of the head
In our puffed-up local rozzer.
By all means say to Gran,
"OK, you stay in",
To not protect Ethel and Stan,
Would surely be a sin.
But what about the rest ?
Those blessed, hale and hearty.
To us, Kung flu's just a pest
So do our work, then party