Take out cash advances from all my credit cards and give the money away
Take out cash advances from all my credit cards and give the money away
To all those runners saying they would spend their last hour running, in some form or other, I would add only this: leave a little time to upload it to Strava. Be real. You know you'll want to.
Get rich quick wrote:
Take out cash advances from all my credit cards and give the money away
Your estate will most certainly have to settle up. And late fees and interest will not earn you any fond memories of you from those left holding the bag.
I'd probably be digging my own grave and wishing that I had spent more time developing my upper body.
go sit outside in the sun, listen to the birds, talk to my wife, maybe read a little
wear my Next % around campus, casually walk to class.
Eat junk food.
Drink liquor.
Get in my car and drive as fast as a I can.
Oh, and run with scissors.
Repent and get ready to meet Jesus!!!
I'd become judge, jury and executioner with my flame thrower.
Inject heroin.
i would sell my neighbor's dog to a chinese restaurant
Call up my last gf and see if she'll have sex with me for an hour. I bet she would, but if not I'd go it alone.
I would write up a quick manifesto and publish it online, probably a milder version of the Unabomber's.
If I was anywhere near the leader of our fine country ...
It depends on the time of day I'm made aware of the fact that I only have 1 hour:
If in the morning, I sit on the east side patio of the house, watch the sunrise, and pound my fav bourbon.
If in the evening, I set on the west side patio of the house, watch the sunset, and pound my fav bourbon.
If at noon - I just pound my favorite bourbon and curse the fact that I missed yesterday's sunrise and sunset.
depends ... when was my last orgasm?
Delete my search history
I would stay alive for two hours.
Stay hard.
Get another 20-30 posts done on the Trump thread. Tell Flagpole what I really think of him. Make amends.
I would jump off a cliff that takes 30 seconds to get to the bottom of at 59 minutes and 30 seconds. Wait, they will have tricked me if I did that!