I am giving my collegiate runners "oil" to rub on armpits/groin/crotch to make their limbs glide easier

Just Another Run of the Mill ex-D1 er wrote:

the430miler wrote:I pay for the oil out of my own pocket, as I am willing to exort to all extreme measures for my athletes.

9/10 - subtracting a point for missing the opportunity to weave this into the narrative:

https://squirrelsnutbutter.com/

He's willing to extort his athletes through use of these oils and other extreme measures. Sounds like a lawsuit is right around the corner

Where do you buy the oil? Do lube them up prior to important workouts or only competitions?

Give them K-Y Jelly to use. They will thank you, each in their own way.

I rub oil into the carbon fiber springs in my Vaporflys. It stops them from squeaking when they've got a bit rusty from being soaked when raining.

Appears that a lot of posters on this forum are already using a lot of lube.

Kae-Yai wrote:

Give them K-Y Jelly to use. They will thank you, each in their own way.

Okay, I LOLed.

LOLer wrote:

Kae-Yai wrote:

Give them K-Y Jelly to use. They will thank you, each in their own way.

Okay, I LOLed.

Are you 12? How is that funny?

Not Jamin wrote:

Where do you buy the oil? Do lube them up prior to important workouts or only competitions?

1st part I cannot reveal. It is a concocksion.

2nd- only on racedays. You see, racedays are very very special days, because me and my runners are very very special people.

Everything on raceday must look and feel and perform differently than your generic everyday training regalia. It must be lighter, thinner, more breathable, more permeable, softer, slicker, and greezier.

The athletes brain must know on race day that this is not to be taken lightly. They must know that they are going into battle. All of this begins with them phoenotypical appearance which must look different and feel different.

Have your athletes race in training equipment????.........expect low class training results and not race day results. They cannot physically perform on a race day level if they have a training day mentality. Their mentality effects their physicality. Before anything is accomplished on the physical level; it us FIRST achieved as a mental process.

Mentality > physicality

resort exort whaz the difference wrote:

Just Another Run of the Mill ex-D1 er wrote:

9/10 - subtracting a point for missing the opportunity to weave this into the narrative:

https://squirrelsnutbutter.com/

He's willing to extort his athletes through use of these oils and other extreme measures. Sounds like a lawsuit is right around the corner

He wrote exort (sic - I took it as a misspelling of exhort, not extort, which are two completely different things). Regardless, if you wish to take his post at face value, it does seem possible that legal questions could arise. But I'm no legal expert - those who are can chime in.

kaguare wrote:

LOLer wrote:

Okay, I LOLed.

Are you 12? How is that funny?

An incel, like you, would never understand why.

OP has latent homosexual tendencies. 430 miler you should not be allowed near teenage males. Not sure why you try so hard to be funny trolling. You might be better but try too hard.

you should give them regular doses of caffeine too. It's a great PED nobody else uses.

noter of incels wrote:

kaguare wrote:

Are you 12? How is that funny?

An incel, like you, would never understand why.

I know why you think it is funny but it is not. It is an obvious sophomoric and epically stale and failed attempt at humor. It landed with an ignominious thud of defeat due to a paucity of wit.

Bad Wigins wrote:

you should give them regular doses of caffeine too. It's a great PED nobody else uses.

Wejo used it, along with a gob of 8:00 miles and a little Flagstaff magic.

Dumb Wiggg wrote:

Bad Wigins wrote:

you should give them regular doses of caffeine too. It's a great PED nobody else uses.

Wejo used it, along with a gob of 8:00 miles and a little Flagstaff magic.

If only he used it with a special concocksion of lube.

kaguare wrote:

noter of incels wrote:

An incel, like you, would never understand why.

I know why you think it is funny but it is not. It is an obvious sophomoric and epically stale and failed attempt at humor. It landed with an ignominious thud of defeat due to a paucity of wit.

That you are an Incel is very obvious. You have no clue what applying K-Y Jelly to the groin and crotch will do. One thing is making limbs glide easier.

PS. Do you have any clue about the history of 430miler posts? He had a shirt with a steak embroidered on it. His plan was to run past a pack of dogs, and get them to chase him, which would result in his running fast enough to finally break 430 for the mile. That comment of his was more than 10 years ago.

minkum wrote:

OP has latent homosexual tendencies. 430 miler you should not be allowed near teenage males. Not sure why you try so hard to be funny trolling. You might be better but try too hard.

Some posters state they are entertained by OP. OP is mentally ill. OP is not trolling. OP, I am sure fluctuates between being under medicated and over medicated. Posters begging OP for more are not helping.

430 has never been funny. You have exposed yourself as a moron due to your finding his inane fabrications funny.

Was the steak in shirt past a pack of wild dogs theory ever tested?