Best Responses to "Run Forrest"

1. If they are fat...reply by saying run to mcdonalds for some burgers you fat bitches

2. Thanks...I ran up in your mom last night

3. Eat a Dick

"eat, fatso, eat"

no, that last one is pretty lame, too

Mooooooooo. Where are the trees anyway? I don't see any trees. Believe me you idiot, if there were a forest around here I would be running through it so that I would not have to see stupid fat cows like you grossing me out when I run.

Gump wrote:

I need some weapons when people throw this annoying saying at me from the Tom Hanks' movie.

Yell back, "wanna buy some shrimp???!!??" -- and keep going.

Yell White Trash Yell

usually it's best to keep quiet. People tend to feel really stupid if they jump all over you and you stare dead ahead and pay no attention.

THink about the reaction from the others in tha car when one idiot drops the f-bombs and gets no response. That alone makes me laugh.

I also find it funny that the guy screaming fag is in a car with three other dudes.

Just keep quiet, they'll figure out they are morons on their own.

that makes sense but i still prefer a strong "suck my balls after i wipe my ass back to front" while throwing a brick through their windshield.

Kick his grandfather's crotch.

"you're a mistake, just ask your mom" to a couple of ten year old brats.

whip out housekeys, press keys against side of car, run by as fast as possible.

I don't usually say anything,

I usually just mind my bizness!

But: The fact is that in any city, any time, every time i run by a black dude he or she shouts "run forest, run!" and tries to run with me for about 10 yards while yelling it, or they run in place with their knees high.

Definitely a phenomenon.

"Pissed", why so angry?? Sure a lot of those "comebacks" were weak but you got nothing yourself. And stop pretending to be such a tough guy. Many runners think they are tough guys(very chippy/thin-skinned about being so skinny), but very few are (see the "so skinny" part of preceding sentence). Chill. If someone's comments really piss you off that much while running, God invented the middle finger for a reason: it allows you to tell someone to "Fuck Off!" without ever having to break stride or take another breath. And if pissing them off is your goal, it will work wonders. And it will save you getting your ass kicked at least once. 'Cause if you stop and fight every time someone yells at you(like you CLAIM to do...), you will lose at some point (my guess, one of the first times).

hey you kinda look like Jenny...

LETS DO IT!!!

I usually say,

"What? Your're poor?"

Its all-american, its easy to remember & straightforward:

"Fuck You"

I'm a believer you should never waste your words on hecklers, just give them the finger, don't even look at them. Just whiz by and flip up the good finger for a few secdonds without paying them any mind and be on your merry way. Only use words if the bastard is driving along with you and won't go away, and in that case, don't get angry, just be a smartass and give them some calm offensive comebacks. They want to get a rise out of you, as long as you don't get them that, they failed and you win.

as you're running by and they yell that line do what I do, just stop turn around, Look the person straight in the eye and ask them if they were talking to you, they'll probably say something smart ass, then say in a pissed voice "is their something wrong with me running?" as you take some steps towards them, The asshole will be caught totally by surprise then try to apologise and whatnot, it's halarious, just confront them, they never expect it and catches them totally off gaurd. A majority of the people are huge pussies anyways, but if it so happens the guy is going to kick your ass run away, they'll never catch you.

or you can just tell em' to f*** off.

i start off with,

"f*** you bitch"

followed by,

"how's life on food stamps?"

then,

"your dick is small"

next is,

"eat my ass"

then either

"come here so i can kill you"

or

"f*** you in your mother's cunt'

--just depends what mood i am in.

when they stop it's game on, no holds barred, i'll show the hicks why they lost the civil war.