What do you call someone who didn't make the football, soccer, or basketball team?
A runner
What do you call someone who didn't make the football, soccer, or basketball team?
A runner
Coe, Cram, and Aouita, ...
Three runners walked into a bar. One read the rankings from Track and Field News. One felt his heel for lymph. One dreamed of running in the rain and scoring a little whatnot.
MeHereYouWhere?! wrote:
Banana Bread wrote:
Bekele walks into a bar and orders a lager. The entire bar goes silent and everyone drops their pints in amazement. As Bekele goes to pay for his drink the entire bar jump in front of him and try to pay for his drink themselves.
I'll pay for your drink Bekele. No I will said another person. I saw him first. Everyone was fighting over who wanted to pay for Bekele's drink. The barman chuckled and said. Take it easy everyone, Bekele's drinks are on the house. Put your money away.
...and then Bekele proceeds to DNF the drink, quitting with 1/3 of the pint to go.
so savage
There once was a runner from Track Town
Who was about to lay the smack down
300 was kicked
Competition was licked
Devastated he made the pack frown
Three runners walked into a bar... but it wasn't on Strava, so it didn't count.
theJeff wrote:
Three runners walked into a bar... but it wasn't on Strava, so it didn't count.
Good one...but they didn't want their followers to see they were walking, hence why it wasn't on Strava.
Not My Real Screen Name wrote:
theJeff wrote:
Three runners walked into a bar... but it wasn't on Strava, so it didn't count.
Good one...but they didn't want their followers to see they were walking, hence why it wasn't on Strava.
Yeah, theJeff has this so far. But it ain’t over yet. At least I hope it ain’t.
So a runner walks into a bar and says "ouch!"
Ow wrote:
So a runner walks into a bar and says "ouch!"
Now I hope it is over.
Three runners walk into a bar, 3 hours later they walk out and drive 26 miles to jump in at the end of the Lehigh Valley Marathon to get a BQ.
Banana Bread wrote:
What does a letsrunner have in common with the exponential function? When they try to integrate with normal people they end up with themselves.
That's actually pretty good. Well done, Banana.
Banana Bread wrote:
What does a letsrunner have in common with the exponential function? When they try to integrate with normal people they end up with themselves.
But when they try to differentiate themselves, they end up as total zeros.
ric flair wooooooo wrote:
MeHereYouWhere?! wrote:
...and then Bekele proceeds to DNF the drink, quitting with 1/3 of the pint to go.
so savage
For real. This is the only funny response on this entire thread.
three runners walked into a bar:
they spent an hour there drinking, eating and talking about running, then they left.
once he was sure they were gone the bartender took down the "out of order" signs on the restrooms and apologized to the other patrons
Drainthefecesswamp wrote:
Three runners walked into a bar...
... the high jump official told them to get out of the way of the high jump competition and put the bar back up for the next jumper.
This is a good one because you do have runners walk into the high jump area during competition.
And of course the different meaning bar. Pretty perfect joke for this purpose.
Conversely, high jumpers stray onto the track during distance races.
free_the_thigh wrote:
What do you call someone who didn't make the football, soccer, or basketball team?
A runner
The next best joke of the thread.
Loses a point for not incorporating "walked into a bar".
But it has a nice stinging truth to it.
3 runners walk into a bar a couple hours after the start of a marathon.
The Irish guy takes a shot of Jameson and dashes out.
The American takes a shot of Jack Daniels and wobbles out.
The Kenyan sits down and has a celebratory beer.
Three runners walk into a bar, realize the swim team is already there and GO HOME DEVASTATED!
A runner walks into a bar. Sees a girl batting her eyes at him. So, he gets nerves and ask letsrun what should he do. The thread gets deleted, before he got any replies.