Racket wrote:
Anyways, they're not going to war. Pakistan and India do this all the time and it's the same chest thumping you always see.
Precisely the point of my satire above.
Racket wrote:
It also wasn't very funny. But malmo's sense of humor is mostly derived from Seinfeld so, enough said.
I see, satire and paraprosdokians are too high brow for you? Perhaps I lower it down to your humor strata and offer a poop and dick joke for your discriminating tastes?
Here’s one, courtesy of Richard Pryor:
Paki and Indi are two Punjabi neighbors who dislike each other and are always competing. They go down to the bridge to fish but after an hour neither of them catch anything. Paki gets up and walks to the other side of the bridge. He then unzips his fly and whips out his Poon-jabber.
Paki: I shall have need to release my urine into this water.
Indi: I shall have thought to release my urine before you.
Indi stands up, and he too whips out his Poon-jabber. Both let out a steady stream.
Paki: Ohhh! This water which is below shall have been veddy cold!
Indi: Yes, this cold water which is below shall have been veddy deep, too!
Paki: Woo-loo-loo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loo!
Indi: Woo-loo-loo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loo!