Best line shouted at your from passing car while on a run

Reactions to me running shirtless on hot summer days...

Unfavorable

"Oh gross, look at that guy running with no shirt on!"

- teenage girl coming toward me while running shirtless down the sidewalk

"Put some clothes on!"

- Man leaning out window of his pickup truck

Favorable

"Boy whatever you've been doing, keep right on doing it!"

- Lady in convertible as I crossed intersection in front of her

"Nice ass"

- teenage girl yelling out the window of car

I was running once this past summer (so I wasn't wearing a shirt) and a carload of teenage girls actually stopped and took pictures of me. that was pretty cool. Another one was when I was at the pool that I work at and this chick comes up and tells me that I must have "like, no body fat" because she saw me running and said "there were muscles poppin' out everywhere". That was pretty cool, too.

While doing a run before a meet in arkansas (I am from California, so this was all new to me) we were running down some street near the campus at about 9:00 the night before the race. On the way out a car passed us and this guy leans out and yells "Suck my cawk!" Then literally three minutes later a different car drives by and another guy yells "Suck my bawlls!" Is this type of thing normal in this part of the country? Whether it is or not, we couldn't stop laughing.

Another time I was running without a shirt on and I passed by a 10 yr old kid walking with his mother. I ran by and I heard the kid say, "Mommy, he's naked."

Yet another time running down the street I saw up ahead a group of kids standing around talking and smoking cigarettes. I prepared myself for whatever comments they were going to throw at me so when I passed them and they said, "Put a shirt on!" Which I guess was the most intelligent thing they could come up with, I immediately responded "Go for a run!" They didn't know what to say after that.

College teammate of mine, running through town(hicktown) on a hot afternoon. Guy yells from a large Ford pickup, "Go find the son of a bitch that stole your clothes!"

In high school, my team was doing a cool down after a workout through a neighborhood. A group of kids yelled something stupid, I can't remember exactly what they said, at us as we went by. On the way back they felt a little more ambitious and started throwing snowballs. One hit my friend in the back and he turned to ask which one did it. All his friends pointed at him, so he ran. My teammate chased the kid INSIDE of his house, dragged him outside and gave the best whitewash I have ever seen.

~MP

jdub wrote:

While doing a run before a meet in arkansas (I am from California, so this was all new to me) we were running down some street near the campus at about 9:00 the night before the race. On the way out a car passed us and this guy leans out and yells "Suck my cawk!" Then literally three minutes later a different car drives by and another guy yells "Suck my bawlls!" Is this type of thing normal in this part of the country? .

Yes, I think Arkansasa is the "suck" capital of the U.S.

from a real country girl down in wise va....

"nice legs sexy"

While I was running on the beach on December 31st: "Didn't you get the memo? It's NEW YEARS EVE!!!"

I once was told by some guy from Connecticut who was hanging halfway out his window: "Why don't you like your finger and stick it up my ass!" And another time I had thse girls in Ocean city chase me around in one of those surrey things...I mean, people try ro race me on the boardwalk and all and sometimes diong bells but they actually followed me giggling for about a mile. Then on that same trip I had a nice conversation with three lovely young ladies about why my shorts were so short. They came to the conclusion that I was infact gay and it was a waste of a hot young dude. I also had some people take their car right up behind me, lean on the horn and yell...run faster run faster...as they proceeded to attemt to bumb me with their fender. Needless to say I was pissed.

running in shorts and long sleeves in late winter....some kid out in the snow yelled to his friends....."whoah, look at that guy go! ...and with no jacket!!"

another time me and some teammates ran past two h.s. girls and one asked "what are you running from?"

i immedietly replied, "You!"

also some middle aged guy on a bike told me i had a nice stride......a little scary

once a bus full of hot super models told me take off my shorts and do them wicked crazy till they couldn't think straight. Except replace super models with old people and take off my shorts and do them wicked crazy till they couldn't think striaght with old guy who told me to find a weight room. Old guy then proceeded to shit himself.

On a morning run this past summer I came around a corner of some bushes (I couldn't see around the corner), to find some guy with his shorts down, with another guy squatting. The gentleman squatting was playing with his own testicles, and the other fellow immediately pulled up his shorts as he heard me. The other guy didn't hear/see me so continued to play with his 'unit'. I didn't lose a beat and simply kept on running by as I said 'way to go boys, way to go'. It took me a few seconds to really realize what I had seen

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FreshmanPhenom wrote:

It was a HOT Georgia summer run and I wore my Bathing suit under my shorts/shirt. Well a truck passed while I was taking off my shirt and I heard...

"keep your shirt on!"

I was running on the track when it was 100 degrees sans shirt. A 5-year-old said, "Dude, put a shirt on" as I ran by.

Best Dialog:

Runner at corner on a hot summer day, maybe a little shorts binding going on.

girl walks by and says "Nice Cock!".

runner replies "You should see him when he is angry!" and runs off.

I was on a 30+ mile training run on some trails in California. I passed by many people who were backpackers and campers at the beginning of the run. Toward the end of the run, a woman said "you're running again?"

I said, "I'm running STILL."

summertime tan,

This isn't the "best dream" you've ever had thread. :)

On the night of independance day,

"Dude, stop running and watch the fireworks!"