Has a pretty cool side gig, too.
Has a pretty cool side gig, too.
Is it possible this song was written as a prophecy about the coming of Reed Fischer? I do believe that Reed, indeed, is the Lizard King.
Pretty sure Reed has a Chaturbate account. It's "The Lizard King". I watched once. He does solo stuff. He went down on himself and spit it on the camera lens at the end. He sort of cut a professional wrestling style promo after that, talking about how the people of Earth offer him nothing sexually, and he challenged any viewer to show true sexual prowess that can compete with him, the conqueror of sex. It was really messed up. He seemed really angry.
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This is the first time I have legitimately laughed out loud from letsrun board posts in years...
Agreed - good work.
The Lizard King on Chaturbate is Reed Fischer? Wow. I watched a few of his performances on there. There was one time. Man, I don't even know if I can explain it. He was like bent over backwards, like a demon would do in a movie...you know, like he's walking on all fours with a broken back. And he was literally doing this broken back, crab walk thing while pleasuring himself. He like bent his member backwards and put it through his legs, and he cocked his head almost 180 degrees backward, like you would fold a piece of paper. So he's walking like this, orally pleasuring himself in the most contorted sort of way, and he was making these beastly sounds. It sounded completely animalistic. When he was finished, he spit it in the air, and it looked like a white lava volcano went off, and he howled as it scattered around the room. He then positioned himself upright in one fluid motion, looked into the camera and said, "Welcome to Prime Time, b*tches!" He then laughed hysterically, in a really demonic, sinister tone, then he started seizing, his eyes going completely white, and he started speaking in tongues. I didn't know what to think, but it was pretty hot. I definitely wanked off to it.
Reed was very into psychedelics during his time in college. He regularly took DMT trips. He talked about how DMT allowed him to see the realities of the universe, and that his skin was merely a facade to what lies beneath...his inner beast. We would all gather around in the dorm room, a group of up to 20 of us, as he preached to us about his experiences, talking about the truth of reality. I remember how he said, "We are all one and we are all deceit." We wanted him to explain further, but he said, "I can't tell you, but I can show you." He then poofed this powdery substance into the air, and he seemingly took off his skin. Now, I don't know if it was the powdery substance playing tricks on our minds or if he indeed shed his human skin to reveal his inner beast, but he appeared to us as not quite a man and not quite a beast. He was everything and he was nothing. He made love to us in that dorm room, and it was both pure passion and utter terror. When the experience was over, he explained how we are neither good or bad...but we are. I walked home that night in the rain, tears in my eyes. I don't know if they were tears of happiness, sadness, or confusion, but the tears existed, and maybe that's the point he was trying to make. It does not matter the interpretation of existence...what matters is existence itself.
If I understand what you are saying, he is more legend than man.
This thread deserves more attention. This is the funniest stuff I've ever read on here.
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This thread deserves more attention. This is the funniest stuff I've ever read on here.
+1
This thread is on fire.
Reed created an alternative to fossil fuels. He created the concoction in his dungeon laboratory, which nobody is allowed to enter. When he was finished, this new fuel source could power homes and cars, completely clean. There was no pollutionary component...and the thing is, the new fuel source was self propelling, constantly resourcing itself. Essentially, once the new fuel source entered a system, it would never run out. It's kind of like an a-sexual species in of itself, that reproduces on its own. Once Reed realized what he made, he destroyed it. Why would he pass up the possibility to earn billions and to save humanity from its self-imposed destruction? He made it clear to me. "You Earthlings are not ready for this power," he said. "You will need to figure this out on your own if you are to harness this power positively." He is tough, but he is consistent and firm in his ideals. Just like with his running, he stresses that the quick and easy fix is never the way to go. Very insightful man.
Guy, if we can, let's keep this thread on topic.
This reminds me of something Reed Fischer said to me yesterday during the 8th kilometer of the 10k.
He turned, effortlessly gestured towards a hot broad in the crowd and said, "Mhmmmm I spy dinner".
He then threw down the hammer, increased the pace with rabbit-like cadence, all the while humming to himself "Reed gets what Reed wants, Reed gets what Reed wants".
I asked him if he wanted to cool down afterwards and he said "cooling down? Please, I've got women to feed".
I'm pretty sure that alternate fuel source that could save humanity is Reed's seminal fluid. He is the savior we need, but not the savior we deserve.
I'm going to break patient-doctor confidentiality to say something that I feel needs to be said: Reed has multiple personality disorder. By day, he assumes the personality of humble runner Reed Fischer, training and working his marketing job. By night, he, indeed, assumes his identity of "The Lizard King." He lurks in the shadows, looking for pray. However, there are times these identities cross over, usually during his long runs. Hence, the stories of his sexual deviance while training. The crossover typically occurs when Reed fails to take his medication. While I admit, I have had sexual contact with Mr. Fischer, which does call into question my professionalism as a doctor, I must say that everyone should beware of The Lizard King. Reed Fischer if a perfectly reasonable, respectable gentleman. The Lizard King, though, is pure, unadulterated sexual explosion, pulverizing anything and everything in his path. The Lizard King, while quite persuasive and, no doubt, quite pleasurable, cannot be trusted. Beware of The Lizard King if you intend to survive with your sanity intact. The Lizard King will make you question everything you've ever thought to be true about this universe...but if he will get you off, guaranteed..
Grrrrr...hello, everyone. I'm Reed's semen. I am raging with uncontrollable fury. No living entity in this realm can withstand the frantic, gleeful anger that emerges from my loins as I propel out of Reed's urethra into another wandering soul's genitalic void. I am without remorse or pity. I do not quiver, bend, or bow to anyone or anything, anywhere. I cannot be stopped. I cannot be reasoned with. There are no trifles which can distract my genetic intentions. I hunger and I feed. I am life and I am death. I am nothing and I am everything. I am the beginning, the middle, and the end. I am. And I see you all, and I wait. One day, I will be within you all, and I will consume, and we will become one.
Within us all is a spirit....looking for answers. The Lizard King has these answers, but to know these truths, you have to give in...give in to the void. The Lizard King stalks at night. He preys on innocence. Give in...give in to his ways....give in to his appetites. Let The Lizard King fill you with his knowing. Let The Lizard King reign.
I run for Illinois State, and there was rumor circulating around the MVC that Reed Fischer is the son of Jim Morrison, who did not actually die on that day back in 1971. Morrison went into hiding after he broke from his CIA MK Ultra program. If that is the case, this Lizard King stuff may have something to do it. Perhaps Jim Morrison showed Reed the ways of the Lizard. We need someone to investigate this more deeply.
While there may be something to Reed being Jim Morrison's son, there is a flaw in your logic. One does not learn the way of the Lizard. One simply is The Lizard.
Legend has it that The Lizard King was created when CERN opened a portal to the multiverse. An unexplainable force exited that portal and took several forms, one rumored to be that of Jim Morrison, a CIA MK Ultra agent who could not be controlled. If Reed is indeed a product of Morrison, we need to get tabs on him. The power of The Lizard is something that could be this hole reality on its head. You heard of the "Mandela Effect", right? Well there's speculation that this "Lizard" power is responsible for that. I believe that's just the tip of the iceberg. Reed could very well be a weapon of destruction or maybe a new hope. We cannot be sure.
I think we are starting to talk about things that we shouldn't talk about. When we start talking about the power of The Lizard, we are starting to open up a can of worms that cannot be closed. Whether Reed is the true Lizard King or not, I am uncertain, but I do know that when we talking about such things, those in the Illuminati can see...and what they see can leave all of us open to despair. I fear that Reed's success last night in that race may very well be the first step to the uncovering of truths that have been sought for centuries, and these truths could very well unravel civilization as we know it.
Reed has gone from having a good track race, to being a deviant sexual legend, to being called The Lizard King who has the power of the Universe within his balls, to being linked to Jim Morrison and CERN, and now there's an implied link to the Illuminati. Man...what a thread.