Instagram runners are the absolute worst

Sabre wrote:

Ugh, can't stand them.

Add in those who write lenthly paragraphs with emojis every 2-3 words. Craig Morgan is the most annoying example of this. Patrick Cutter annoying as well. Can't imagine trying to hold a serious conversation with these people in real life.

I got ya. I've unfollowed a few over the past years, but I can relate to a dude like Patrick Cutter. Not all the way relate with some of his flare, but he found running well after HS and College and doesn't come from a traditional running background. Dude puts some serious work in and appears to work a labor intensive job. I read somewhere on here before that some have met him at races and he was a genuine guy. We may not like how it's displayed, but he's worked himself to times most non elite runners would love to have on their resume. I do however get annoyed with the staged photos, wish there was a way that could get eradicated from however that trend took off. I don't know about anything about this Craig Morgan character though.

Ugh, can't stand them.

Add in those who write lenthly paragraphs with emojis every 2-3 words. Craig Morgan is the most annoying example of this. Patrick Cutter annoying as well. Can't imagine trying to hold a serious conversation with these people in real life.

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]Had never heard of this Patrick Cutter. took a look and he appears to be a roid freak.

Haters gonna hate

Yeah as a sponsored trail runner for 6 years, I just couldn’t keep up with the social media requirements. As Jalen Rose says “not gonna be able to do it”.

your true beef is with the people who like and comment on their posts

Thinking you're an elite because you finished 3rd in your local 10k in 39 minutes.

xlev2 wrote:

Ugh, can't stand them.

Add in those who write lenthly paragraphs with emojis every 2-3 words. Craig Morgan is the most annoying example of this. Patrick Cutter annoying as well. Can't imagine trying to hold a serious conversation with these people in real life.

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]Had never heard of this Patrick Cutter. took a look and he appears to be a roid freak.

Searched him up after reading this. He is actually decently fast, 1:13 HM and 2:35. I don't really get how he's still so fat after so much running but he's fast for a big guy so...

Well you are a instagrammer too so who's talkin? If it's bothering you enough that must mean you use instagram quite a bit because if you barely used it or didn't use it in the first place (like me) it wouldn't bother you in the first. Actually, I don't even have a facebook anymore, no twitter, messenger.. nadda.. if you typed my name into google it would be pretty much nothing.

Annoyed at everything wrote:

Lol, you triggered, bro? wrote:

TRIGGERED!!!

People that say triggered and people that say bro. Dear lord

People who go to church

OP, you did miss one in your original list.

Must have at least 17 hashtags in your post

#lookatme #runner #letsrun #irun #werun #igrunning #TuesdayPost #Marathontraining #marathon #run #shirt #socks #shoes #watch #gps #dailymileage #sun #marathon #thon #26pointfreaking2 #nike #nikepegasus #blacknikepegasus #compressionsocks #nopainnogain #training #keepitonthecrete #dontgohomedevastated #gobblegobble #lookatmeagain

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Perspective wrote:

What if they are covering 200m in that 20 seconds?

Because they are Usain Bolt, Duh.

Don't know any because I don't Instagram. Oh, hey, there's a possible solution for you. You know who's the worst? Whining Instagram voyeurs.

I've actually found the best shots happen when you hold the pose like you are running .

trollist the third wrote:

Searched him up after reading this. He is actually decently fast, 1:13 HM and 2:35. I don't really get how he's still so fat after so much running but he's fast for a big guy so...

He's fat? Dude has almost zero body fat, so you gotta be trolling.

Follow me. I like to make fun of them.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BourQYAAk8A/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

And I like attention, too.

They are more palatable than the 14:30-15:30 5k guys who complain about other runners' social media accounts.

i actually did a jog the day before Chicago with Patrick Cutter's training group and he is a super nice guy, after talking to him it's hard to say anything bad about the guy. not to mention he's a far superior runner than myself. as a hobby jogger, i was very excited to beat "carlyspat" in Chicago because she is my least favorite instagram runner

ihateeveryone wrote:

i was very excited to beat "carlyspat" in Chicago because she is my least favorite instagram runner

This made me laugh. This sounds like a Portlandia sketch.