What does this text mean from friends' girl?

Just tired of texts wrote:

Her reply to my "?":

Her: "I want an encore Thursday"

Me: "?"

Her: "Who is this?"

Me: "--------" ( my first name)

Her: "sorry not for you"

me: "so we're not on for Thursday?"

Her: "no sorry"

Me: "okay cause I was gonna see ----- (my friend) Thursday nite and thought you'd be there"

Her: "no, just forget what you don't understand it wasnfor my girlfriend"

Me: "JJ?"

Her: "bye"

Be interesting if she tries to damage control with my friend.

Well my friends call me Jumbo Johnson so I think i've got exactly what you're looking for!

Just tired of texts wrote:

Her reply to my "?":

Her: "I want an encore Thursday"

Me: "?"

Her: "Who is this?"

Me: "--------" ( my first name)

Her: "sorry not for you"

me: "so we're not on for Thursday?"

Her: "no sorry"

Me: "okay cause I was gonna see ----- (my friend) Thursday nite and thought you'd be there"

Her: "no, just forget what you don't understand it wasnfor my girlfriend"

Me: "JJ?"

Her: "bye"

Be interesting if she tries to damage control with my friend.

Well my friends call me Jumbo Johnson so I think i've got exactly what you're looking for!

I understand it to mean "Hey JJ malsukcesis, foriris longe longan fojon unufoje ĉe la rondveturo kaj tx 4 la alta fizko. Mi volas ripeti la kurson kun mi ĵaŭdo. Necesas ur lokon;)"

Professional translator wrote:

I understand it to mean "Hey JJ malsukcesis, foriris longe longan fojon unufoje ĉe la rondveturo kaj tx 4 la alta fizko. Mi volas ripeti la kurson kun mi ĵaŭdo. Necesas ur lokon;)"

Oh in Klingon?

You completely ruined it and could have had indisputable proof.

Altoid fizz is oral.

All he does is win wrote:

Altoid fizz is oral.

^this

Full marks to her for thanking JJ for the load in her mouth and requesting him to repeat it. Needless to say, I'd rather be JJ than your buddy.

You probably need to send your buddy a courtesy text that he may not want to kiss that girl unless he actually sees her brush her teeth first.

Just tired of texts wrote:

Her reply to my "?":

Her: "I want an encore Thursday"

Me: "?"

Her: "Who is this?"

Me: "--------" ( my first name)

Her: "sorry not for you"

me: "so we're not on for Thursday?"

Her: "no sorry"

Me: "okay cause I was gonna see ----- (my friend) Thursday nite and thought you'd be there"

Her: "no, just forget what you don't understand it wasnfor my girlfriend"

Me: "JJ?"

Her: "bye"

Be interesting if she tries to damage control with my friend.

If this is legit, you totally blew it. You needed to play along. If for no other reason for the entertainment value.

Not to mention getting more proof for your friend. Now she can start playing offense and have her story ready to go.

Oh Geez wrote:

Just tired of texts wrote:

Her reply to my "?":

Her: "I want an encore Thursday"

Me: "?"

Her: "Who is this?"

Me: "--------" ( my first name)

Her: "sorry not for you"

me: "so we're not on for Thursday?"

Her: "no sorry"

Me: "okay cause I was gonna see ----- (my friend) Thursday nite and thought you'd be there"

Her: "no, just forget what you don't understand it wasnfor my girlfriend"

Me: "JJ?"

Her: "bye"

Be interesting if she tries to damage control with my friend.

If this is legit, you totally blew it. You needed to play along. If for no other reason for the entertainment value.

Not to mention getting more proof for your friend. Now she can start playing offense and have her story ready to go.

Actually she now knows that the guy knows. If he stays cool and doesn't tell his friend then he is in line for a side hook soon. She'll hit him back.

HardLoper wrote:

I couldn't even translate that into standard English let alone interpret it, sorry

That's because a girl has never texted you. For realz shazam ramalanadingdong

Just tired of texts wrote:

I received the following text from friend's girl, I have never received a text from her before except in group texts with directions etc.

"Hey JJ miss ya, gone 2 long miss ya long once cya on return side and thx 4 the altoid fizzam. Wanna repeat the course with me Thursday. Need ur place though ;)"

She did not follow up and it clearly was not meant for me as I am not involved with her, my name begins with a J. Just planning to ignore it but curious if others interpret it same as me.

Reply to her number with:

"Please JJ, come out already. We can't keep up this game forever. Sure, admitting that her blowing up to 400 lbs was the final reason that turned you gay might be hurtful, but it's the right way to do. Love you."

10/10