college dorm pranks

Sorry, missed your suggestion...

We just tried both the saran wrap and shower head suggestions, I'll let you know how they go.

rockout wrote:

not a very destructive one, but if possible unscrew the shower head and put a chicken or beef boulion cube inside. screw it back on. then they'll wonder why they keep smelling chicken all day, and so will everyone else.

Or put a Jolly Rancher in the shower head. The victim will be covered in sticky goo and not know why. Said victim will then shower to remove it, thus covering himself/herself in goo once more.

this was done at my school recently to some girls on the team. the guys used milk though, instead, and put the cups EVERYWHERE. under beds, in closets, etc. 2 months later (last week) they were still finding the cups, which were now moldy, had bugs and stuff in 'em. classic.

also, just thought of one. a small creek runs through our school. every year, atleast one group of guys takes a mallard duck and puts it into a girls room for an hour or so, and lets it go buck wild. crazy stuff. duck poo everywhere.

one more that i just thought of: buy crickets from a pet store--the kind you're supposed to feed to live animals, and let them go inside someone's room.

oh wait, the best all time. freshman year, several of us took a dump into a pink cake-box. we carried the box to some dude's room (i didn't know who he was), b/c he and his roommate went camping for the weekend. we close the doors and windows and after like 5 minutes, the place reaked! there was a large pile of dirty laundry that was below his bunk bed. we put the box of poo on the floor, and covered it with his clothes. i don't want to imagine the smell of the room when they came in on sunday night! haha.

If this is done correctly, it is usually worth a few laughs. Wait until everyone is asleep in their dorms. Fill a glass bottle with gasoline and stuff a cloth in the opening, allowing it to become saturated with the gasoline. Head outside and stand near their window. Light the cloth and throw the bottle up through the window into their dorm room. If it works, it will be quite the wake up for your friends!

If the doors and frames are metal and have dead bolts take some change (pennies work good) and jam it between the stop and the door near the dead bolt. Unless the person inside has something like a pipe wrench they'll never get the door open.

Take a big garage bag. Fill it with shaving cream (foam, not gel). Slide the lip of the garbage bag under their door a few inches. Drop a large flat object onto the bag. (a suitcase filled with books works good). Results in a room full of floating bits of shaving cream.

When someone passed out, we took Sharpe markers and wrote on them. We drew a cat nose and wiskers on one guy. It didn't come off for 3 days.

Break into your friend’s door room on a rainy day. Punch a hole through their mattress. Put the bed sheet through the hole and anchor the mattress with the bed sheet to something in the room. Hang the mattress out of the window (this works best if you are on the second floor or higher) When they get back to their room the first thought that goes through their head is where the hell is my mattress. Next they follow the bed sheet out the window and see the mattress. The best part is next: the mattress is so rained soaked and heavy that it weighs like a thousand pounds. I have seen this done where it took like six skinny cross country guys to pull the mattress back through the window.

Secretly tape a sign on her back that says "KICK ME." Wicked funny.

viren wrote:

one of my personal fav's....

if the door slot between the bottom of the door and the floor is big enough (about 1/2" or so) you can do this.

you will need:

1. 1baking sheet with edges all around

2. 1 freezer

3. several water bottles.

directions:

drink water bottles. drink more. think you're done yet? no! drink more. then pee on the sheet, being careful though.

freeze it. (shouldn't take too long, as piss is above 90 degrees and your freezer is less than 35.)

after it's frozen solid, let sit for a few min to thaw out. slide under the door (at night when you know they are not awake!) then let your brick of iced piss sit there, while you pull the pan back through the door. when they wake up, they have a puddle of urine next to the door....

Why not just piss under the door late at night? This seems like one of those Rube Goldberg contests: trying to make a simple thing complicated.

For the record, I find these pranks to be really idiotic and usually only end up with property damage as people try to one up one another. (Man, am I getting old)

Next time a chick says she is going to get groceries, empty and hide the contents of her fridge and hide inside of it.

When she comes back from getting the groceries, the first place she will go is to the fridge. Jump out as soon as the door opens.

- yea or nay wrote:

Next time a chick says she is going to get groceries, empty and hide the contents of her fridge and hide inside of it.

When she comes back from getting the groceries, the first place she will go is to the fridge. Jump out as soon as the door opens.

The bummer would be when you find out she gets her groceries by raiding the parents house 4 hours away. And stays the weekend. Then when she gets back she opens the fridge and your lifeless body drops out.

She will be plenty surprised though.

the idea being that you get into the fridge as she is opening the door to come in.

You guys are LAME!!!

Here's what WE did.

(1) Hurled buckets of piss/shit out the window at passers-by.

(2) Made an audio tape of a porno movie, and then waited for prospective students to walk by on a guided tour, and then took the stereo speakers and put the tape on and then put the speakers by the window and cranked it up.

(3) Put large amounts of fried chicken underneath mattresses just as someone was leaving for christmas break or spring break. When they came back, they smell of rotten flesh was pretty nasty.

(4) Same as (3) but with a dead cat.

Put a carton of milk in the air vent right before everyone leaves for winter break. (make sure to seal off your air vent afterward) The milk will smell really nice after a week or two "cooking" in the heating vent.

This might have been the nastiest thing I have ever been involved in. During winter take a crap and place it on a radiator in a inconspicious place on campus that you don't have to go to often. If the radiator is working properly, it will only take minutes for the entire building to stink like . . . I really felt sorry for whoever had to clean it up.

i guess my one was for a girlfriend type situation

haha sweet...be sure to post the results.

Well my girls team had dead animals put in our beds, among many other things (mayonaise in shampoo, sardines hidden in the vents, laxatives in our o.j., all our underwear taken, all our shoelaces taken (which was really bad because we had a time trial the next morning) and strings tied to everything). I am sure there are more but I really can't remember now!

The bathroom smells kind of salty, but I haven't seen the guy who showered in that one yet. We tested it after putting the bullion cube in the shower head last night, and the water came out a little brown at first, but then clear and smelly. I'll let you know what happens when I finally see the guy later tonight.