ThunderThighs in your case the excreta would easily run down your big legs and fill out the stretch marks making them look like a Texaco road map. :)
ThunderThighs in your case the excreta would easily run down your big legs and fill out the stretch marks making them look like a Texaco road map. :)
He was DQ'ed for having the runs...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA post of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ekw wrote:
He was DQ'ed for having the runs...
Talk about a double dose of embarrassment. Being a race walker alone would cause you to not want to be seen in public. But then to soil yourself visibly on global tv?
I would ask the FBI for a new identity.
Shit happens.
I feel sorry for you because it must hurt you a lot to be as missrible as you are. You should seek help before you get yourself hurt.
I feel sorry for you because it must hurt you a lot to be as missrible as you are. You should seek help before you get yourself hurt.
ekw wrote:
He was DQ'ed for having the runs...
OK, that was awesome.
So, does anyone remember the thread a few days ago asking if you would rather be a DNF or DFL in the marathon. I had written that I would take the DFL no matter what - if I had to walk, hop, or crawl. I would like to amend my answer....
Is this the guy who ate at Steak and Lube?
ThunderThighs wrote:
Shouldn't the race director pull you out of the race if you have diarrhea running out of you? Not only is it disgusting for everyone, it's a health hazard to everyone.
...everyone who licks the road??
the best wrote:
ThunderThighs wrote:Shouldn't the race director pull you out of the race if you have diarrhea running out of you? Not only is it disgusting for everyone, it's a health hazard to everyone.
...everyone who licks the road??
Yeah, and while we're at it, lets pull those racers who are blowing mucus out of their noses every 3 minutes too.
You know we have to do this!
http://gawker.com/what-happened-to-the-runner-who-shit-himself-during-a-h-1681442684
the best wrote:
ThunderThighs wrote:Shouldn't the race director pull you out of the race if you have diarrhea running out of you? Not only is it disgusting for everyone, it's a health hazard to everyone.
...everyone who licks the road??
That diarrhea evaporates into the air for all you other competitors to breathe in. Imagine that.
kmaclam wrote:
the best wrote:...everyone who licks the road??
Yeah, and while we're at it, lets pull those racers who are blowing mucus out of their noses every 3 minutes too.
I have no problem with pulling those racers, too. It is disgusting to see and the mucus gets on the racers following, spreading diseases.
Mick Jogger wrote:
Talk about a double dose of embarrassment. Being a race walker alone would cause you to not want to be seen in public. But then to soil yourself visibly on global tv?
All publicity is good publicity. I might try this myself.
ThunderThighs wrote:
I have no problem with pulling those racers, too. It is disgusting to see and the mucus gets on the racers following, spreading diseases.
...and the fourth place finisher, temporarily awarded the bronze medal, declined the option to retain it on appeal:
http://www.newstalk.com/Canadian-racewalker-turns-down-chance-to-win-an-Olympic-medal-by-appeal
So laugh all you want, at least there's no Mekhissi on their podium.
http://www.sbnation.com/2016/8/20/12566066/50km-race-walk-olympics-event-pain