Dear Internet,
Any chance I can get paid for whacking off?
Thanks
Rojo
Dear Internet,
Any chance I can get paid for whacking off?
Thanks
Rojo
Freezing your sperm is easy. just shoot in a bag and stuff it in you fridge.
Why you want to do that?
rojo wrote:
am looking into going down there.
it costs a ton to go down there
Rojo, my advice, if it "costs" don't go down, as you don't know who's been there before you.
rojo, don't worry. I'll take care of everything.
I'll just drop my package on the front porch instead of throwing it through the backdoor.
If you catch my drift.
rojo wrote:
So I've got a press credential for Rio and am looking into going down there.
I've also contemplated just staying home as we get things done better if we have one person covering the event remotely (someone needs to recap and analayze why the others interview). When you add in the fact that that it costs a ton to go down there and terrorism and Zika are both concerns of mine, then you can see why I might stay.
If I do go, I was thinknig of freezing my sperm as I'd like to start a family soon. Does anyone know where the hell you'd go to do that, how much would it cost and could I write it off as a business expense?
No Muslims in Rio, so no terrorism. Don't worry.
Rojo, you animal you, go visit Mrs Palmer's Hospital, I'm sure they can help:
Mrs Palmers Animal Hospital seems appropriate, word around town is Rojo is hung like a horse.
Rojo,
Some of these other posts reminded me of a BBC documentary on the Repository for Germinal Choice. It was a 1970s eugenics project that tried to create super geniuses. A man named Robert Klark Graham went around soliciting donations from Nobel Prize winners in a cooler with dry ice. I'd say you could check there, but , alas, it has been shut down. With a little research, though, you could make it a DIY project.
Rojo, I recommend a vasectomy before you go to Rio and a reversal when you're ready to do the deed. A vasectomy affords complete protection from the whole gamut of STDs including zika.
Sure thing! I had my buddies down at Tropicana convert a dozen or so of their largest tanks to hold the "Liquid Gold'!
Google images -
Tropicana Bradenton Juice Plant - The Center for Land Use ...
www.clui.org/project-page/10236/10238
The largest juice tank farm in North America, and one of the continent's largest refrigerated enclosures, is at Tropicana's Bradenton, Florida plant. Juice oranges ...
Hello rojo.I am a Brazilian who lives in Rio and I actually work in Organising the Games. Forget about Zika. Seriously. It is absolutely crazy what the international media is making of it. Spend your money in something else.If you are interested I have an apartment in Copacabana very close to the triathlon venue. i'd be happy to have you/wejo here staying in my place. I actually have some other friends and the apartment is quite small, but very nice. Let me know if you are interested. I also have some tickets for Athletics for my days off.
rojo wrote:
So I've got a press credential for Rio and am looking into going down there.
I've also contemplated just staying home as we get things done better if we have one person covering the event remotely (someone needs to recap and analayze why the others interview). When you add in the fact that that it costs a ton to go down there and terrorism and Zika are both concerns of mine, then you can see why I might stay.
If I do go, I was thinknig of freezing my sperm as I'd like to start a family soon. Does anyone know where the hell you'd go to do that, how much would it cost and could I write it off as a business expense?
I am accountant and this sounds like case of taxy whacky
You can always go the DYI route. It's not rocket science.
Freezing medium:
Liquid nitrogen tanks:
Vials:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005WXD9FI/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Cane to hold vials:
I'm sure medical supply, veterinary supplies, or welding stores have liquid nitrogen.
Don't forget the safety equipment. Liquid Nitrogen is dangerous. Buy a $100 microscope to make sure your swimmers survive. Maybe give some to some lesbians to really make sure they work.
sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdf wrote:
1) Zika only stays in your sperm for 8 weeks. Are you planning to start a family that soon?
2) Have you heard of google? The price and where to go would be immediately answered.
3) I can't believe you scammed somebody into giving you a press credential for Rio. I guess it helps that the person in charge of press credentials probably speaks Portuguese and very little English, so they weren't able to discern your terrible reporting skills.
4) Please don't have children.
He's really just looking for another excuse to wank it.
rfmaioral wrote:
Hello rojo.
I am a Brazilian who lives in Rio and I actually work in Organising the Games. Forget about Zika. Seriously. It is absolutely crazy what the international media is making of it. Spend your money in something else.
If you are interested I have an apartment in Copacabana very close to the triathlon venue. i'd be happy to have you/wejo here staying in my place. I actually have some other friends and the apartment is quite small, but very nice. Let me know if you are interested. I also have some tickets for Athletics for my days off.
rojo wrote:So I've got a press credential for Rio and am looking into going down there.
I've also contemplated just staying home as we get things done better if we have one person covering the event remotely (someone needs to recap and analayze why the others interview). When you add in the fact that that it costs a ton to go down there and terrorism and Zika are both concerns of mine, then you can see why I might stay.
If I do go, I was thinknig of freezing my sperm as I'd like to start a family soon. Does anyone know where the hell you'd go to do that, how much would it cost and could I write it off as a business expense?
Hook em up with some ladymen, that's what they really want to go to Brasil for...
Copacouplealadymen wrote:
rfmaioral wrote:Hello rojo.
I am a Brazilian who lives in Rio and I actually work in Organising the Games. Forget about Zika. Seriously. It is absolutely crazy what the international media is making of it. Spend your money in something else.
If you are interested I have an apartment in Copacabana very close to the triathlon venue. i'd be happy to have you/wejo here staying in my place. I actually have some other friends and the apartment is quite small, but very nice. Let me know if you are interested. I also have some tickets for Athletics for my days off.
Hook em up with some ladymen, that's what they really want to go to Brasil for...
You've got the wrong country.
rojo wrote:
sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdf wrote:1) Zika only stays in your sperm for 8 weeks. Are you planning to start a family that soon?
2) Have you heard of google? The price and where to go would be immediately answered.
3) I can't believe you scammed somebody into giving you a press credential for Rio. I guess it helps that the person in charge of press credentials probably speaks Portuguese and very little English, so they weren't able to discern your terrible reporting skills.
4) Please don't have children.
1) Yes but my doctor told me in February that it wasn't even proven you could give it via sperm. So it's clear to me people doctors don't know 100% for sure.
2) Yes, I"ve heard of google. I run a website. I wanted someone who has done it before to offer their opinion. Intermet marketers are veyr clever. If we used a computer for everything, there would be no need to talk to anyone. I'd rather trust a human than some internet ad.
3) Terrible reporting skills? Please elaborate.
4) You are an ***
I have done it. And my opinion is that they charge the same price they advertise on their websites which you would find via Google... At least where I am it is $800 all in for 1 year, more depending on how long you store for. There are discounts if you are military or can get a doctor to sign off that your cancer treatment requires it...