Poor Coburn, Seemed Stressed Out

Emma was so stressed out that she set the trials record yesterday and decisively beat the strongest women's steeplechase field ever assembled in the US. We should all be so stressed out.

u mad matrannylvrsdf wrote:

"poisonous"

SJW much? Man hater much?

Guess how I know you're a whack job liberal who lets trannys in little girls bathrooms?

Wrong. I actually hate SJW keyboard heroes and I'm anti left wing. You're just another assuming idiot.

Sloop John B wrote:

being an athlete 101 wrote:

Every pro athlete worth their salt will tell you ONE very key thing they NEVER do: They DON'T READ THE MEDIA reports about themselves. It's like being a pro athlete 101. Tough lesson learned for young, naive Emma. Also, if you don't want people making comments on your ugly a$$ stick figure, maybe don't pose in the first place?!!!!

Again 100% agreed. Doing that type of photo shoot is going to open you to all kinds of critical comments about your body. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Public opinion is part of the game that every professional athlete faces. Simple as that.

Aly Raisman came out much better last year in the Body issue. She's also not a stuck up white girl from Crested (pinky up) Butte, CO, like Emma.

The best athletes have to learn to suffer from success. Meaning, they'll get criticized no matter what. Lesser humans are always looking for an excuse to bring a successful person down so they can feel better about their joke of a life. The most successful people get criticized for everything, like even if they donate money or give a gift to a kid they get criticized.

Gvl wrote:

Hearing here in Eugene that all the body comments have gotten to Emma. She was totally stressed out yesterday, you could see it in her face. She wasn't able to enjoy her victory, she kept replaying comments she'd read about her body issue pictures.

Hope she can move on and let it pass and focus on racing again. Will need 100% focus before Rio. I am sure, in hindsight, she regrets doing the shoot in an Olympic year. Too much attention.

Nothing could be further from the truth. Any rumors you heard did not come from the Coburn camp. I’m her big brother.

She has zero regrets about the issue and is thrilled to be a part of it. What an honor to be included in such a high-profile publication. The whole fam loves that she did it and thinks that it fully highlights her strength as an athlete.

As far as the race goes, there was zero stress there. I really can’t emphasize that enough, ZERO STRESS. She ran exactly to her plan and won, exactly as she planned.

The fam will be there cheering for her in Rio and we couldn’t be more proud of all that she has accomplished so far. USA USA USA!!!!!

She was glowing and ecstatic after her victory. You're totally full of s**t.

I am Billy Corgan. I am not related to Emma at all but I just wanted to let y'all know that Willy Coburn is correct. Plus, Emma looks like a pretty version of D'arcy.

Also, I don't even care to shake these zipper blues. And we don't know just where our bones will rest. To dust I guess. Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below.

So why not go for it all, right?

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Poor girl !!!

not every single american worships her 10/10 body anymore?

I'M SO SORRY :( :( :(

she doesnt give a fvck about LR basement dwellers

Doh etosh wrote:

10 - 5 wrote:

Before pics I thought she was a 10. Now after the pics I say she is a 5

You really thought she'd look curvy and feminine or something? Professional athletes are muscled and lean, and distance runners are on the extreme end of the lean scale. They don't look like your porn star fantasy girls.

Sorry, but not all distance runners look bad naked.

sdfsdfsdfsdf wrote:

Doh etosh wrote:

You really thought she'd look curvy and feminine or something? Professional athletes are muscled and lean, and distance runners are on the extreme end of the lean scale. They don't look like your porn star fantasy girls.

Sorry, but not all distance runners look bad naked.

I agree. One of them being Emma.

macdaddy wrote:

10 - 5 wrote:

Before pics I thought she was a 10. Now after the pics I say she is a 5

Y'all are morons. She's smoking. Anonymous message board warriors trying to talk shit. I would LOVE to see your significant others.

My significant other was Miss Venezuela. And yours?

Not Amtyyofundthis wrote:

Also, if a pro athlete can be stressed or otherwise thrown off by one thread on a message board maybe the public spotlight isn't where they belong!! Toughen up buttercup!!

Do you idiots really think that a thread on letsrun would bother Coburn? Look at here twitter log. That's where all the action has taken place. Rest assured that a bunch of lrc monkey chokers spitting off childish ratings have no effect on elite athletes.

you are all insignificant wrote:

Not Amtyyofundthis wrote:

Also, if a pro athlete can be stressed or otherwise thrown off by one thread on a message board maybe the public spotlight isn't where they belong!! Toughen up buttercup!!

Do you idiots really think that a thread on letsrun would bother Coburn? Look at here twitter log. That's where all the action has taken place. Rest assured that a bunch of lrc monkey chokers spitting off childish ratings have no effect on elite athletes.

Maybe not bother her but bothered the heck out of me. She looked like crap. Seriously, she looked like someone on a hunger strike with no boobs.

whatever man wrote:

She was glowing and ecstatic after her victory. You're totally full of s**t.

+1

captain obviouss.. wrote:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Poor girl !!!

not every single american worships her 10/10 body anymore?

I'M SO SORRY :( :( :(

+1

you are all insignificant wrote:

Not Amtyyofundthis wrote:

Also, if a pro athlete can be stressed or otherwise thrown off by one thread on a message board maybe the public spotlight isn't where they belong!! Toughen up buttercup!!

Do you idiots really think that a thread on letsrun would bother Coburn? Look at here twitter log. That's where all the action has taken place. Rest assured that a bunch of lrc monkey chokers spitting off childish ratings have no effect on elite athletes.

Sure except that her friends and sister have started numerous posts, including this thread in the past 48 hours, defending her and poo poo ing everyone for being so MEAN and UNFAIR. This thread wouldn't exist if she wasn't bothered!

whatever man wrote:

She was glowing and ecstatic after her victory. You're totally full of s**t.

You are correct.

Anyone with half a brain and decent eyesight could see that.

Chin up and Pull up champ wrote:

you are all insignificant wrote:

Do you idiots really think that a thread on letsrun would bother Coburn? Look at here twitter log. That's where all the action has taken place. Rest assured that a bunch of lrc monkey chokers spitting off childish ratings have no effect on elite athletes.

Maybe not bother her but bothered the heck out of me. She looked like crap. Seriously, she looked like someone on a hunger strike with no boobs.

Of course she is skinny and has small boobs. She a damn professional endurance runner with very low body fat that competes with the world's best. Do you know NOTHING about a woman's body?

You don't have to answer that. We all already know the answer.