Shut the fuk up Donny. VI Lenin...Vladimir Iliad Ulyanov
This a fuking show dog with fuking papers. You can't board it, it gets upset. Its hair falls out.
Shut the fuk up Donny. VI Lenin...Vladimir Iliad Ulyanov
This a fuking show dog with fuking papers. You can't board it, it gets upset. Its hair falls out.
"you can imagine where it goes from here."
"he fixes the cable?"
Have you ever heard of a little show called BRANDED??? Arthur Digby Sellars wrote 168 episodes.....Bulk of the series!!.....And yet his son is a dunce!!!
Dios mio man!
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Ve still vant ze money Lebowski.
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
I have absolutely no idea what this is about, but I laughed a lot.
If there is an Oscar list, can I nominate this one for Best Comedy Thread for 2002 (with award ceremony at year end)?
I am not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski. I am The Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Don't worry Major these men are Nilists, they are cowards.
Nihilists! Fuck me! Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos.
HEY! What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't f***in' care. It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, you might fool the f***s at the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. Bush league sacker stuff. Laughable man, haha! I wanna f*** you in the ass Saturday. But I'll f*** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Whoooo! You got a date Wednesday baby!
Here we are, it's Shabbas, the Sabbath. Which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life and death.
Oh come off it Walter, you're not even f***ing Jewish.
What the f*** are you talking about?
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Stop living in the past man.
3000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax you're goddamn right I'm living in the f***ing past.
SHOMER SHABBAS!
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f***ing trigger 'til it goes 'click.'
Jesus.
You said it man. Nobody f***s with the Jesus.
Who am I? I'm a f***ing veteran!
You see what happens Larry?!!!
You see what happens when you f*** a stranger in the ass!
We are nihilists! We believe in nothing.
Your revolution is over Lebowski . . .and the bums lost!
So do you have, like, any leads or anything?
It was brown with some rust . . . coloration.
(coffee cup hits The Dude in face) I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff face, and I don't like you, jerkoff. Now get the f*** out of my beachfront community!
Fascist. . .
The Big Lebowski, quite possibly THE masterwork of all Western art. I'm not kidding.
"Do you have to use so many cuss words?"
"The f*** are you talking about."
"Have it your way, Dude."
Zha! Give us ze money or we f*** you ups!
laissez-faire wrote:
NEW LONDON, CT - Internationally renown film director Jackie Treehorn stunned both the distance running and porn communities with his unofficial road racing debut, a stellar 7th place showing at the John J. Kelly - Ocean Beach Road race this past Saturday in New London.
The millionaire aesthete traversed the 11.6 mile path in one hour, seven minutes, and six seconds, averaging a swift five minutes, forty-seven seconds per mile. Or, as Treehorn himself quipped, "fifteen seconds longer than your average adult male lasts between the satin sheets."
More perplexing than this sudden display of harrier acumen was when race officials announced Treehorn as the fourth place finisher in the 19-29 male age group. Treehorn, who resembles a man in his late 40's or early 50's, related, "It's a stressful trade, my business. It's hard enough on the performers, so to speak, but it is manifold more difficult on directors and producers, such as yours truly."
He added, "I hope this will incite further relations between these two oft-misunderstood communities [running and porn]. As I understand, runners could stand to hit their carnal stride a bit more often, and, as for myself, I'm always looking for a few good woodsmen."
Results available at:
http://www.coolrunning.com/results/02/ct/Aug3_40thOc_set1.shtml
Is Treehorn a pseudonym?