Never broke 16, and rent a cheap room at my buddies' when I'm employed and in town, but climb 5.14, travel the country and a couple of my GFs are smoking hot.
Never broke 16, and rent a cheap room at my buddies' when I'm employed and in town, but climb 5.14, travel the country and a couple of my GFs are smoking hot.
Guy who nominated Ryan Hall as a possibility. His wife is hot as elite anorexic runners go, not hot in the general population. I qualify via income and wife. Nowhere near 14. Nowhere near 17. Frankly would rather be better at fathering or husbandry than running faster.
I don't know of anyone who has done it (by my definition of hot), but if 'triathlon' points were awarded for 5k/earnings/hotness the winner may well have been Mick Jagger.
Not likely bro wrote:
Frankly would rather be better at fathering or husbandry than running faster.
Do you have a farm?
More like:
sub-18
once shared a seat on a public bus with a female
gets to live upstairs in your mom's house since the basement has no window
Not likely bro wrote:
Guy who nominated Ryan Hall as a possibility. His wife is hot as elite anorexic runners go, not hot in the general population. I qualify via income and wife. Nowhere near 14. Nowhere near 17. Frankly would rather be better at fathering or husbandry than running faster.
Do you make that much money breeding cattle?
Two out of three ain't bad. $250K per year, check, hot wife, check, sub 14:00 nope, but then again I never cared for the 5K, sub 3:55 1500 check, 300# bench press, check.
I make enough to get by and run fast enough to place well in your everyday competitive road race. So I fall well short of the OP's standards. However, I happen to have a long, thick phallus to complement well-above-average looks, and therefore have been able to enjoy life as a serial monogamist who consistently beds unusually attractive women. Therefore, on balance, I am someone the average man definitely aspires to be in the combined context of wealth, speed and sexual conquests.
Ummmm anyone every heard of Adam Goucher?
21:15/$53000/single checking in.
Did Goucher ever make 250,000 in a year? I don't think we are counting the smoking hot wife's income.
dagasfdfadf wrote:
Ummmm anyone every heard of Adam Goucher?
Ryan Hall
Galen Rupp
Ritz
There are many more:
Some of those Ethiopian guys have real hot wives.
txRUNNERgirl wrote:
Do you have a farm?
I have a farm. And a smoking hot cow. But I'm not that attached to her. Please contact me!
Not sure about the $250K element, but surely Ryan Gregson is a chance - 3:31 (1500)/13:37 (5k)/dates fellow athlete Genevieve LaCaze - fire up google for that one.
2343 wrote:
21:15/$53000/single checking in.
Respect
17:42 / 154k / ex was about a 6 and left me
What about if you had it in your past and not anymore?
Past: 3:57 1500m (I was a 800/1500 guy) hot wife, upper six figure income
Present: barely able to run 8:00 min mile, divorced, flat broke
Is there a letsrun biggest downfall award?
Sounds about right for reality. Get a good college degree in a STEM field and you'll probably be poised for 2/3. The first one is probably hardest, you can't pick your parents (talent).Of the OPs category the only one that really matters is a smoking hot wife. However, that just means smoking hot to you, not everybody else. Or for the 2 women on LR, smoking hot husbands.$250k can be a lot of money (where I live it is) or in can be just OK (NY City, San Francisco). Considering the median household income is around $53k (2008 -2012 census data) anything approaching $100k isn't bad by comparison for a single salary.Sub 14 will get you what exactly? Assuming you mean like 13:50 (not 12:50 which is also sub 14), you might make a few (10?) grand being a road whore? You'd probably spend at least that in travel here to do that. There are a grand total of 5 races within an hour of here that pay, and the ones that don't attract elite Kenyans/Ethiopians, pay a max of $150 to the winner (two separate 10ks).FWIW, sub 20/$90k+ (1 income)/smoking hot wife (by most Caucasian american standards)/2 beautiful children - 1 boy and 1 girl. Just missing the picket fence, but they aren't allowed in our neighborhood. No you can't see pictures or date my daughter, she's not even 2 yet, you perv!!! ;)
John Clendon wrote:
2343 wrote:21:15/$53000/single checking in.
Respect
I managed sub 15:00/ $100K/ Very pretty wife (falls short of hot because she dresses conservatively)
Nick Willis has a pretty attractive wife, and I bet he makes $250k