Dune Buggy wrote:
Top ten reasons why I quit the marathon
10) Annoyed at dunes runner for stupid posts on letsrun.com
9) Hate dunes runner
8) Despise dunes runner
7) Threw up thinking about dunes runner's inane comments
6) Puked again when I saw dunes runeer's attempt at humor
5) Pulled a muscle trying to kick dunes runner
4) Remembered why I hate dunes runner and in a dreamlike state ran into the press truck
3) Got so annoyed thinking about dunes runner's idiotic mind that I forgot to take my drink bottles and got dehydrated.
2) Realized that even sitting crying at the side of the road, I am still a zillion times better person than dunes runner.
and the #1 reason
Saw dunes runner at the side of the road and stopped to kick his ass.
Hey, this was funny. Thanks.