Wet shoes. Always hungry. Always tired. You've seen the same tree 20 times this week and its Wednesday. Supplements are groceries. Who keeps eating my Nutella? Didn't I just buy this shirt? Why is it so big? I need to check my thread again...
Wet shoes. Always hungry. Always tired. You've seen the same tree 20 times this week and its Wednesday. Supplements are groceries. Who keeps eating my Nutella? Didn't I just buy this shirt? Why is it so big? I need to check my thread again...
When you know exactly what your clock will say when you pass that tree for the 20th time and don't even bother to look.
WEll don't these last 3 posts seem like they came straight from the runners world forum?!?! :)
Lets get back on track...
when you CAN'T GET IT UP!!!!
That's the thing, right. We're not even thinking about that. It's a nonissue 😒
your girlfriend lying in bed with you realises that slight tremor every 30 seconds or so is the diesel in your chest recharging for another day on the roads.
Anytime you eat a meal you need to take a nap to be able to digest it.
CoastalKing wrote:
You PB in each of your events at the start of the season.
When you're absolutely terrible at each of your events at the beginning of the season.
You put the muesli in the fridge and the yoghurt in the pantry
Pantry? Its 2013, not 1950!
The runners twice your age go out and party after the St Patricks's Day race, while you go home and take a nap.
Two beers get you drunk.
You drink a gallon of water after your workout and still can't pee.
Your wife puts on some lingerie but all you can think about is how much work that would entail.
Funny, I think I drink more when I'm training super hard. For some reason I don't get hangovers when I'm in really good shape and can run after a night out with no problem. The lingerie one, though, I definitely agree with.
When you get hard look at Dathan Ritzenhein.
Oh... is that just me??
when you think emaciated white girls look humpable
coach bigfoot wrote:
When you get hard look at Dathan Ritzenhein.
Oh... is that just me??
did you mean 'a hard look at'
or
'hard looking at...' ?????
when you're lying in bed about to got to sleep and your legs start twitching/spasming intermittently...does anyone else get this?
stats guy wrote:
when you're lying in bed about to got to sleep and your legs start twitching/spasming intermittently...does anyone else get this?
Yes... it happens to me when I love low potassium/magnesium.
Normal Body wrote:
Don McDonald wrote:When having Diarrhea is normal.
Um...no...
Not training hard enough.
When your watch causes a sore on your wrist
when you have blisters on your feet rather than on your hands
you're tired as crap when you wake up in the morning, but somehow incapable of sleeping any longer no matter how hard you try,