Initiation Weekend: Team is making all the freshman go streaking all over campus. I could use some advice/guidance.

LAMEsource wrote:

What do you mean what happens if you get caught by the campus police?

They make you put some clothes on and say don't do it again. Pub Safe is there to make sure nobody rapes anyone else, they don't care about some harmless fun.

Really depends on the campus. Some schools basically just have security guards. Others have actual police forces. If this is a large school, the campus police department is just like any other municipal police department.

Good grief! Classic geeked out runner drivel. None of you ever played college football, or even club rugby, that's for sure.

It's just a bonding experience, not like screwing a sheep.

Just do it. No one cares how small your package is. Besides, they know already. Every member of every male team knows who has the biggest and who has the smallest. All the girls know too, but unless you are a freakishly endowed they don't care.

Get tanked and man up. If you don't it's the only thing your teammates who went through with the tradition will remember about you come ten year reunion. You think anyone will remember your times?

You'll always be the geek who chickened out because he was too ashamed of his vienna sausage.

perils of streaking wrote:

Tip 2: say you'll only do it if the girls do too.

This

Tip #1: Masturbate shortly before you do this, your penis will look bigger. (Obviously do this in private).

Tip #2: Get liquor'd up to the point that you don't care.

Tip #3: Stop being such a pu$$y.