Worst xmas present you've ever gotten

An old crocheted blanket with cat hair all over it, even a few dried out hair balls.

What is hilarious is that the ad accompanying the "Worst xmas present ever" thread is a Lillian Vernon advertisement. Anything from them qualifies as worst present ever.

A Christmas vest with reindeer and trees on it. To me, at the time a 25 yo girl. No joke. I had to wear it all day too, because it was, you know, intended for that day. Yikes.

male enhancement pills from my girlfriend

Both from aunts, but socks (when other siblings got pricey gift cards or jewelry) and an old lady nightgown (I was 25 - promptly gave it to Salvation Army).

ImSerious wrote:

male enhancement pills from my girlfriend

hahaha this is funny. although i will say that a girl and i gave this a go a few years back. i had nicked a couple from the old man and told her as a joke that i should take one to see what happened. three hours later neither of us could take any more and my c0ck was still going strong. it was pretty amazing. you shouldnt knock it until you try it.

I once was gifted with a $20 winter coat bought sight unseen from an ad in the Sunday magazine section. The material was some form of vinyl that stubbornly resisted bending or softening. The collar jutted against the side of my neck like the rough rope of a hangman's noose. The vinyl gave off an odor, more like a vapor, that reliably produced a magnificent headache within two hours of wearing. As for color, it was appropriately dyed sh*t brown.

Nah, i'm talkin' the ones that make you bigger, not last longer...

I was given a sweatshirt by a relative that said: 'Yes I'm a girl. Yes I'm an athlete. Yes I will kick your butt.' 25 years old at the time and I work in a professional environment so it's not like this fits my personality in any capacity.

stacie wrote:

I was given a sweatshirt by a relative that said: 'Yes I'm a girl. Yes I'm an athlete. Yes I will kick your butt.' 25 years old at the time and I work in a professional environment so it's not like this fits my personality in any capacity.

Well at least they won't question your gender now?

hawkrunner wrote:

pretty much anything my mother buys for me, my wife, or kids. she just buys crap all year long and wraps as she goes along so she doesn't even know what she is giving people. thing is, she usually buys 2 or 3 of the same thing. my brother and i will get the exact same crap. my wife, my sister, and my sister-in-law will all get the same crap.

I can sympathize. A have a sister-in-law who shops / gives gifts the same way. She insists on buying what she claims are "personalized, meaningful" presents, but are just hoardings of "great deals" of big-box store's clearances. Ignores our suggestions or pleas for something practical (or "nothing, really.") My 8-year-old son got a Care Bears stuffed toy & video last year, as did his 9-, 8-, and 2-year old cousins.

While in college, my kid brother got me a High Times calendar as a dig / "message". I'd have taken a cat-hair-laden blanket or soiled compression socks any day.

A signed copy of "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover's Code of Conduct" by Phillip R. Greaves sent from Colorado to my home in Florida. Uncle went apeshit and hauled us both into jail.

back in the 80s when I was a kid, an old Aunt gave me a blank VHS tape. She said she knew I like movies so...

Grady Judd's Nephew wrote:

A signed copy of "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover's Code of Conduct" by Phillip R. Greaves sent from Colorado to my home in Florida. Uncle went apeshit and hauled us both into jail.

I wish I could "like" posts

A sweatshirt that read "Air Force" from a guy who was in the Air Force, and darn well knew that I most definitely was not. I should have given him a USMC sweatshirt the next year.

Otherwise a pretty good guy, though.

a sweater that look like it came from one of those "urban clothing" shops. wayyyyy too ethic for this white boy to wear.

A used dildo from my aunt because "You're sure as not getting any with that flat chest"

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